Females love to laugh at Napoleon syndrome in a male, but they don't want anybody to notice their own, or shed any light on their Napoleonette syndrome.
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
Get the Napoleonette syndromemug. The girl thought she was really a newsboy because she had a beanie with a crocheted visor that the salespeople called a newsboy hat. She thought if she was seen in a hat like that, people would walk on the other side of the street when they saw her, and she thought that way because she was a poser.
by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
Get the posermug. There's always going to be the kind of person that keeps trying to change the entire league around so that the team they want to win doesn't lose, so instead of just seeing playoffs extending almost to the end of summer, you might see games extending to 3 or 4 in the morning one day, and players expected to stay focused and positive, which is a silly expectation.
What they've done with the NBA playoffs now is a good way to fuck with people heads, and that's about all it's good for.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
Get the NBA playoffsmug. Someone desperate enough to seek attention that they talk shit about a kind of person that doesn't exist outside themselves. Someone that doesn't even know they're talking about themselves every time they try to make fun of somebody else or start another bullshit argument with somebody else over stupidity, and try and get somebody hurt over it.
The bubbly girl was usually talking about herself when she tried to make fun of somebody else, kind of like Joan Rivers. Anything that would draw attention back to her bullshit, because she had always been a narcissist.
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
Get the Narcissistmug. by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
Get the Taintmug. Someone who is themself all the time, themself being who they say they are, without the deception. Someone that doesn't need many different colors, shades, or hues of contact lenses or hair dyes (or skin creams) to throw people off.
A real person wouldn't do that, but he/she always has done shit like that. As a kid, he/she didn't get away with it as much, since more of his/her social life was in and through school (where he/she met most of the people that he/she knew) and other institutional settings (possibly church for example), but as he/she got older, he/she wanted to change his/her image into something people would like/accept more than who he/she was as a kid, therefore he/she did all these extra things after turning 18 to fuck with people's lives as a different person than the one he/she was born as.
by The Original Agahnim November 04, 2021
Get the Real personmug. Healing doesn't begin because there is no healing.
Anybody telling somebody a vaccine is healing them is a lot like Jim Jones telling people he was the messiah healing them.
by The Original Agahnim July 04, 2021
Get the Healingmug.