A mother's little spy, someone that reported everything that could possibly be reported to an authority figure as a kid.
Mama's girl- It looks like an AtM machine and y'all look like you're on drugs, so I'm gonna tell momma.
Mama's girl- Don't tell me a thing. If you say one more thing about what they did, you're gonna be in big trouble.
Mama's girl- Don't tell me a thing. If you say one more thing about what they did, you're gonna be in big trouble.
by The Original Agahnim August 21, 2021

Something many, if not most people would look at/watch and say damn that's living, I buy that without questioning what the person is really like when not making a show out of their life.
He/she always liked having something to show for everything that he/she did so that he/she could show highlight reels of himself/herself on a movie projector while all of his/her friends ate popcorn and got jealous of him/her because they didn't question the person or the intentions of the person behind the highlight reel.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021

The ChiKing didn't want to be the Whopper's match, the ChiKing wanted to be the Whopper. All the love people had for the Whopper, and what the people who market the ChiKing were rallying for, they didn't get why people loved the Whopper so much, and what they saw as loyalty to the Whopper by people who ordered one over the years, the people that marketed the ChiKing wanted all that to themselves, the love and the loyalty.
by The Original Agahnim July 19, 2021

That selfless guy fell into a vat of acid at work like the joker did in Batman they say. What if somebody thought he was trying to take the one company joker slot available, and put him in the acid vat before he could send their circus packing? Anything is possible. What kind of a maniac would want a guy like that dead though?
by The Original Agahnim September 02, 2021

Where is Udaho Charly?
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Someone that tells you there's a light at the end of the tunnel, since if a cynic doesn't put everybody in the tunnel in the first place, there is just light with no tunnel at the end of it.
The cynic rabbit will tell you there's light at the end of the hole, but not everybody wants to hide in a hole forever, even if there is a fox or a snake nearby.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

Someone that claims to spread light, love, and hope like wildfire in real life, but really sows darkness, hate, and despair/desperation (in real everyday life).
She was an antagonist in real life her entire life. She made it her life's work to be an antagonist in real life.
by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021
