The Original Agahnim's definitions

two hundred percent

Why wouldn't an athlete feel like 100 percent was enough, especially when you're hardly ever near one hundred percent most of the time?

Two hundred percent seems like it would blow out the athlete before the athlete was finished with the season or retirement.

by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021

abuse

Back when we were kids, we played football in our neighborhoods with no helmets, pads, or rules and it wasn't abuse, it was a good time. A kid that went home from a soccer game or a baseball game with a few bruises or called a few names had a good time that day. Some people want to turn these kids in this generation into the same mollycoddles they were as kids by calling everything abuse. They don't even give a fuck about these kids, but they want their public service narrative to read that they are keeping them out of harms way.

Calling kids coming home with bruises after a sports game abuse is robbing them of their childhoods. Just like kids are supposed to fight, they are supposed to kick each other playing soccer.

by The Original Agahnim November 3, 2021

Short staffing

Sounds like a believable excuse to some people except some stores were already putting signs on their doors saying they would open later than the usual time they open, or that they wouldn't be open at hours they were usually open long before the pandemic began, when staff was abundant.

Short staffing isn't what's keeping some businesses closed.

by The Original Agahnim November 3, 2021

unique

A nice way to say there he is, that unremarkable asshole is back.

His point of view is so unique.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Racism

When someone hates the human race and other people in it, a condition not exclusive to any one group of humans.

Racism is really a human trait that becomes what it's made to look like rather than what it is.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

overinflated

The ego of a guy that doesn't do everything a female says or assume she is always right about everything and questions her.

That guy is not a home trained puppy, he must have an overinflated ego, that's his problem.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Dog

People train dogs, cats train people.

Dog- Please give me some food, I'm begging you.

Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.

Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021