Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Expedia
Look at these two dorks riding around in a convertible in the Expedia commercial like they own the town. That's what the people that changed the slogan of Blue Cross Blue Shield to "We Resolve to have your back" actually look like. That makes you feel real safe and secure knowing that weasel Percy and her friend Jasper are going to call up their friend Horace to intervene if you have any problems, so that nothing bad will happen to you.
Expedia by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Expedia
Look at these two dorks riding around town like they own the place in their convertible in this Expedia commercial. Is that really what you want your vacation to be like, a low budget/frequency imitation of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas mixed with Hangover except without the drug induced hallucinations or booze? (drinking even made the guy with the glasses in Hangover seem much cooler than he actually was in real life) What kind of adventure is that? It's about as plain as it gets.
Expedia by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Accomplice
The instigator was accomplice of the shooter if he/she convinced the kid to go and shoot up a school, that makes the instigator an accessory to murder. Perhaps being an instigator should be a little bit less fun and glamourized the way it is in songs, but it's unlikely that people will start thinking of it as an irredeemable quality in someone any time soon.
Accomplice by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Tears of the Sun
A movie that starts to seem more like Tropic Thunder, becoming laughable by the time one of the Seals gets shot by a sniper toward the end, once you realize it's filmed in Hawaii and not Nigeria.
Tears of the Sun script-
Bruce Willis- God already left Africa.
Other Seal- Uh boss, I'm glad to see you still got it but bad news, from where I'm standing next to the cameraman, you can see the Pearl Harbor Memorial. If the camera can see what I can see, it kind of fucks up the illusion.
Bruce Willis- That wasn't on the script.
Bruce Willis- God already left Africa.
Other Seal- Uh boss, I'm glad to see you still got it but bad news, from where I'm standing next to the cameraman, you can see the Pearl Harbor Memorial. If the camera can see what I can see, it kind of fucks up the illusion.
Bruce Willis- That wasn't on the script.
Tears of the Sun by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Exercise
Exercise is only good if it makes you happy. If you're happy with who you are the way you are, without having to change, that matters more than looking a certain way. If you work out because somebody else thinks you should diet, change, or look a certain way, it's no good. The point of exercise is to improve/maintain your physical mobility mostly (for doing what you love to do in life), not to look like something from a magazine cover. There's a difference between loving yourself and being in love with yourself, so when someone tries to tell you that being okay with the way you are without changing is narcissism, let them know if they had any heart they would look you in the eye when they said it instead of their eyes darting around the room at everyone and everything else.
Exercise is not a bad thing or a punishment, getting an ass whooping is a punishment, though it's mild compared to medieval torture. Still, if exercise becomes something you no longer enjoy, at least you don't have to do it if you don't really want to.
Exercise by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Reptilian boy girl
Someone that likes things that light up, especially things that give off heat or warmth, not because the Reptilian boy girl is a source of light himself/herself (actually quite the opposite) but because the Reptilian boy girl thinks of it as a heat lamp or UV light, something to heat the blood up.
The Reptilian boy girl was always trying to bask under someone else's UV light or heat lamp and not in anyone's shadow.
Reptilian boy girl by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Unsuspecting
Roberta Ford was a seemingly timid and bashful person with no common sense, wet behind the ears, but it was all a sheepish facade, she was actually a cold, calculating machine trying to prey on the unsuspecting sheep people that had their backs turned.
Unsuspecting by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022