Man's wife- I didn't kill my husband. It wasn't me, it was the one armed, I mean it was the alligator, whatever. I have an airtight alibi to back that up. I tried to tell that idiot not to go in the high water, but he doesn't pay me any attention, and that's what he gets. Disarmed and dismembered at the same time.
by The Original Agahnim September 01, 2021
Female- Ewwww, get that gordita away from, I'm not hungry.
Taco Bell Strangler- You're gonna choke on this fuckin gordita bitch, shut the fuck up.
Taco Bell Strangler- You're gonna choke on this fuckin gordita bitch, shut the fuck up.
by The Original Agahnim May 27, 2021
Another way to say you assume that somebody gave up or got back down on their knees to stay there forever.
The bubbly, mouthy girl thought the guy had testicular resignation or that he got castrated by her when really he was still going and still fighting her, and he wasn't going to stop.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
"These smart, amazing women, the minute a guy comes around, their voice changes, their energy shifts, and I'm like, What the fuck happened?" - Alia Shawcat
Some guys made mice out of them it sounds like is what happened. Some guys bursted their ego bubble.
Some guys made mice out of them it sounds like is what happened. Some guys bursted their ego bubble.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
Why would an acquaintance pay another acquaintance much attention, and why would an acquaintance want attention from an acquaintance in the first place?Everything happens for a reason, and there is a reason two acquaintances aren't close like friends, so sometimes things are better left alone than intervened with. Attention seekers are the ones who don't want people to ignore them, or to be left alone to themselves.
by The Original Agahnim June 02, 2021
Someone you played on a little league team with or against (or went to the same school for a few years), but never did they go to your birthday party or you to theirs would be an acquaintance, someone you knew of, but didn't actually know well, and vice versa. Someone that you work with that hasn't met your family or friends, someone you hardly know, and vice versa.
He/she was an acquaintance, which was usually a neutral term for somebody that was not a friend or an enemy, but just a guy/girl that you were aware of his/her existence, and didn't pretend not to be, but not much else about the person.
by The Original Agahnim June 02, 2021
An enemy of a secret powerful cult, that one or few people that the cult calls the enemy or scapegoat.
He was the cult enemy of her yoga cult, and she claimed that they all had to be sub serviant to him and call him sir or boss.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021