The Original Agahnim's definitions

Coronavirus

A surface matter for the power struggle beneath the surface between the people trying to keep pulling the strings of the rest of the population that get their strings pulled right into a testing line or a vaccine line (or a slaughterhouse line for that matter, since a slaughterhouse is where sheep go).

The coronavirus was something that would get people's attention and distract them from continuing to fight what they were really fighting.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Poser

Someone from a town outside of a city that claims the city as her own to gain support/benefit from doing so, and to be inflammatory towards any people originally from the city that oppose her instead of compromise with her.

The bubbly girl was a poser that lied about every aspect of who she was and her life to make herself (her image) look put upon, like an underdog instead of a bully (since some people might unwittingly support or defend her that way).

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

Lightweight

Somebody that is phased a bit more by a light amount of something.

The girl that thought she was Chyna, the pro wrestler, the one blocking the stairway and loudly asking everyone that wasn't out there with her what the hell is going on wasn't doing anything physically clumsy, but was still making the same kind of chaotic environment that somebody would make if they were stumbling around. Not everybody gets that way after a few drinks, so she must be a lightweight.

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Crossbow

Kind of like a sideways bow and arrow, except with a firing mechanism instead of just the person's arm/hand.

Roberta Ford was always hiding in the bushes pretending to be hunting big game with a bow and arrow as a kid. In high school she shot another girl in the back of the head with a crossbow from the bleachers at a swim meet, thinking it would make her look badass or get her a badass image on TV. She was never right in the head.

by The Original Agahnim January 11, 2022

NFL

When you think of what the NFL would actually be like without Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers, you think of what it's like without Peyton and Eli Manning, and now Drew Brees, and you look at how dominant Tom Brady has become without them around. The same thing would likely happen with younger quarterbacks if Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers left today, as long as there is no stabilizing force to keep things balanced, you would have just one guy, one name, and you would forget all that came before him (the Joe Montana's, Dan Marino's, and some of the guys before them), and everyone else around him. That isn't always the good thing people think it would be if they actually made it happen, change doesn't always make things better/stronger, sometimes things were as good as they were going to get, then they weaken or break after the change is made in a way they wouldn't have if they had been left alone.

The people that focus on new vs. old with the NFL or anything else don't get it. There's always going to be some people leaving and some people arriving, as with anything, but a lot of times a person's popularity doesn't peak until they are gone, that's when they are appreciated. Not just people, but also places and things.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

Hedgetrimmer

A weapon instead of a tool to some.

Oh yea she's bad, if you think Zeus is standoffish now, get closer to her bushes and see if you don't get sliced up by her hedgetrimmer. You will end up getting your arm amputated in an extrasurgical operation by her with no anesthetic if you get too close to her backyard.

by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021

Naturals

Natives of an area.

The strange folk that arrived in camolflage weren't offending the happy naturals, they were pissing them off by kicking, pouring gasoline on, or trying to overrun and blow up their hornets nest.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021