The Original Agahnim's definitions

Sega

The company that did the unthinkable for a few years, gave Nintendo a run for it's money and made the video game console business a little bit less like a game of monopoly.

Nintendo straightened out a little for a few years when Sega entered the US with the Genesis, everything suddenly wasn't to be taken for granted, if only for a few years before Sony showed up and said shut up you two, you're both wrong.

by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021

viral

A trend where unremarkable bullshit ends up looking/seeming remarkable to a lot of people that seem to tolerate it.

Most things that go viral should never have been aloowed to in the first place.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

narcissist

A female that assumes every guy wants to fuck a Kardashian.

The narcissist saw herself when she looked at Kim Kardashian, because she thought every guy secretly wanted to fuck her.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

motivation

Something people could use a little bit less of.

Serial killers have higher levels of motivation than most people.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Motivated

A bit suspicious.

The serial killer was a motivated girl, one that wanted everyone else to be as motivated as her.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.

Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Variant

Same trick, different name.

By giving each variant a different name and origin country, scientists, the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry, the healthcare industry, government/corporate entities and everyone else with a financial interest in continuation of the pandemic and measures against it can keep the same trick going for years, and getting people to do anything they tell them to, like puppets. They can keep fucking with people's lives as long as they want as long as people allow them to by getting fearful. They must be saving the subterranean Boogeyman variant for last, for a time when people are no longer shocked/scared into doing what they are told (including with the threat of loss of jobs/companies/businesses). If people don't wake up and fight, they're going to have less and less left to fight for, the longer it takes.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021