A cult of people that have yoga in common, the more difficult poses they can do, the higher they rise in the cult's hierarchy.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
Losing hundreds of millions of dollars in investment is not the worst thing that could happen to a city, a business, or a person. A city keeping it's soul is worth losing millions of dollars in investment. Let another city sell it's soul and have the concerts and investment, not everyone wants that or thinks it's a good thing to have, the way the people who see dollar signs in it do.
by The Original Agahnim August 02, 2021
Someone a female thought had tons of potential to be a handsome knight in shining armor or a budding genius, but he turned out to be an ugly, imperfect, hateful, impotent, short-dicked retard in tin foil.
by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021
Tonya Harding didn't seem like a physically fragile person on the outside, and she took advantage of the weaknesses, insecurities, and fears of others to keep a tough image going, but her heart was made of glass and couldn't take rejection (especially not by the opposite sex, as the person she hated most wasn't of her own sex) because it was soft. A person can change their exterior to where they look tougher than they were as a kid, but you can't change what is in a person's heart.
Tonya Harding seems too tough to be true because when you look at the whole person and get past the don't underestimate her physically bullshit (which most people don't underestimate her) , she really is. She lives like a coward, and always has.
by The Original Agahnim June 08, 2021
Relationship diagnosis-
The guy looked like a knight in shining armor when she had on her rose-colored glasses, but when she took them off, he didn't even look human, he looked like a retard in tin foil she was so used to having them on.
The guy looked like a knight in shining armor when she had on her rose-colored glasses, but when she took them off, he didn't even look human, he looked like a retard in tin foil she was so used to having them on.
by The Original Agahnim December 04, 2021
Someone that comes up with clever abbreviations for big words because they think they own the place and call it their turf.
The dork wanted to find a clever way to get somebody other than herself rejected, so she thought of a clever abbreviation for a big word to call somebody.
by The Original Agahnim October 09, 2021
No, he doesn't want you to treat him like a conquering hero if that's not who you really think the guy is. He would rather you let him know what you really think of him without the false optimism, that way he can let you know what he really thinks of you. You'll never know if he can actually handle what you say or do until after you grow the pair of balls you will need to say or do it directly, otherwise you'll have to assume you made him overthink.
by The Original Agahnim October 03, 2021