Kind of like the movie Inception, people don't realize there was anything strange about a dream until they start to wake up, people don't realize there was anything strange about the darkness until they wake up and start to fight.
The darkness seemed like a new normal, it didn't seem strange until some people remembered that never was an old normal, and that life was always a little dysfunctional for most people.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
A quick animal that thinks it can overcome any obstacle, like foxes, snakes, pigs, and other things that might go after it if they hadn't eaten a decent meal in a while.
Nobody had made any agreement with the rabbit, because the rabbit wasn't the kind of person that would ever honor one. The rabbit wanted war because it thought that it would win.
by The Original Agahnim October 01, 2021
I almost believed you that my hair really looked like dreadlocks, why did you tell me it looked like dreadlocks when it doesn't, you daughter of a bitch? I thought you were the good person you said you were, now let's see how squishy your face is, how do you like that?
by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
The industry that is in Mobile, Louisiana, or Florida in September for the hurricanes and in the Midwest in the spring for the tornados. They're not even around long enough to give a fuck about anybody, if another hurricane hit a few weeks later in the Bahamas, they'd already be in the Bahamas with a new story, a new group of people they care so much about, and a new fundraising and rescue effort underway.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry is not on your side, they are not your friend. They are just the people that control your supply chain (they have all the power) if you end up fucked. They are the same people that control the weapons, military, government, industry, and first responders.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Grinch has that eel charm, his smile is infectuous isn't it? Don't you want to reach out and touch him Homer?
by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021
The ugly truth that isn't in a movie with a happy ending is that everything happens for a reason. Romantically challenged is a nice way of saying a reject, somebody a lot of people don't want around, possibly including the people they are looking for romantic relationships with. Whether it's a male or a female, a reject is someone nobody misses when they're not around, though usually, most of the negative attention is directed toward males and hardly ever toward females for the same things (a double standard feminists don't mention). You hear about males nobody would miss, but you don't hear about females nobody would miss, since society instinctively thinks everyone has to protect females. That all females should be stood up for, and none should ever be stood up to. Females will of course always side with their own, but males are conditioned to do the exact same thing, that siding with or defending the female is always right no matter what, without questioning anything further.
by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021