The Original Agahnim's definitions

Developers

Morons. People that try to bring new life to something that doesn't need it done.

The developers wanted to turn a hotel that was doing well until the pestilence, which didn't help any hotel, into an apartment complex. There was nothing new or original about their idea, just a lack of people to oppose them at a time when people were thought to be at their most vulnerable, especially people in the hotel business. It was an oppurtunistic time for some folks, including the developers, people making money off medical supplies, vaccines, masks, and so on.

by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021

occult

Strange.

The psychic was his/her (the Nazi's) right hand/go to occult guy/girl. He/she was obsessed with fortune telling, tarot cards, and anything supernatural, and would always find the nearest psychic whenever he/she moved.

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

Giannis

No matter what he says or pretends to be, Milwaukeeans know that Giannis is an outsider in their city.

It's great that Giannis brought a championship to Milwaukee, but Milwaukeeans have done more for their beloved Milwaukee.

by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021

Mollycoddle

Someone that can't take criticism that is otherwise not unfair or illegitimate because they don't like it.

It's one thing to feel outraged by criticism that isn't based on what a person is really like, when it is full of falsehoods and malicious intent and the other person is just talking shit. Nobody likes to be criticized, but really it's a matter of whether the criticism makes sense or is not unfair to the other person, and it doesn't have to be good natured to be legitimate. To a mollycoddle, it all sounds like abuse or misjudgement.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

Tomorrowland

Somewhere that isn't here and now.

You're gonna slowly go nuts if you stay in tomorrowland.

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021

Poser

Someone that claims to carry a pocket knife for protection/self defense instead of for the real reason they carry one, to look/sound/feel tough/strong/powerful.

The dorky poser with the glasses stabbed her boyfriend 16 times to have something to show for her not being the same chicken shit people knew her as when she was a kid, and thought that the jury wouldn't see right through her, and support her self-defense testimony. They knew she wasn't really the hardass she was portraying herself as, though she was a bully like any other.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Toejam and Earl

What outer space will look like if tourists start going there.

Toejam and Earl were sent to clean up some of these human tourists roaming around Funkotron causing chaos and mayhem. They weren't going to get used to the outsiders from the blue planet.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021