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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Counter culture coup 

When a group of people acts like people they previously tried to make fun of or call weird earlier in life, but they're actually replacing anything that is unique (or old) with something a bit more bubblegum pop (or new) and mainstream (but don't want their activities to be transparent or obvious to anyone) by claiming to be/posing as the raw person's kind of raw, the outlaw's outlaw.
He/she/they were a part of a secret society/organization trying to launch a successful counter culture coup that established counter surveillance on anything that represented anything left of the old counter culture to replace it with a new bland version of it, and a new guard to guard it.

Roberta Ford

An irredeemable ruthless female assassin.
Roberta Ford wanted to be the star of the show, so she tried to undermine, overpower, walk over, or get rid of anybody that wasn't part of her program.
Roberta Ford by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
A female (she might claim to be a be a feminist or liberator of females) that doesn't really respect the opposite sex (just claims to respect anybody where she sees an oppurtunity to gain something for it) and tries to walk over just about anybody in her path to power. The female version of a bitch (the male version of a waver, one who walks over most people and says he isn't threatened by the opposite sex as a way to try and walk over people, a means to an end).
To be as fair as possible, since males aren't the only ones that don't respect the opposite sex, we'll just call the female version of a male bitch a waver to keep her from getting the satisfaction that would go with being called and bitch.
Waver by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021

Parrot mouth 

Somebody that either says everything you just said, or at times even tries to say something you thought of before you could say it with the help of a psychic friend, all to gain credit for doing so.
The parrot mouth wanted to claim the other person's ideas as his/her own, and found that the best way to keep the other person ostracized (or from finding any sort of rhythm) was to just mindlessly blurt out everything the other person just said back them and anybody else present (Baaa I'm not ignorant you're ignorant, Baaa I'm not the pee pee head you're the pee pee head). That way the parrot mouth won either way by remaining relevant via credit or attention from others.
Parrot mouth by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Something people put a purse dog in.
That cocky dude really wanted to box the guy over a purse all along. A stupid fucking purse he was going to sell to somebody else if he got his hands on it.
purse by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
A male that wants criminal behavior glamourized so he can be the primadonna of the show. A female version of a bitch is called a waver (based on the ways bitches and wavers always wave or throw up peace signs at people they secretly want to fight).
The bitch wanted to get on TV or in the news, that was why he robbed the store (it was also one of the few times in his life he didn't roll up somewhere with a posse 39 deep) . He wanted attention he felt that he wasn't getting enough of throughout his life.
Bitch by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Someone still trying to earn their local yokel stripes in their late 30's instead of being themself.
The poseur was a big fish in a small pond back in the small town he was from, where he was a known town bully, and he expected the locals in others places to treat him not only as one of their own, but as the big fish there. He was the kind of guy that robbed a boutique store for female's clothing and sold it back to unsuspecting females to try and get respect from people that didn't even know him, trying to make a name for himself.
Poseur by The Original Agahnim December 13, 2021