Scientist

The kind of person that would try to measure a blue whale's penis during intercourse.
Blue whale in blue whale talk- I already told you, get the fuck out of here and don't bring your scientist friend back faggot, I'm trying to bang Helga I think she said her name was.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Boys of Summer

Sounds like a bad from Kansas.
The Boys of Summer, they're not going to be around much longer, Kansas is trying to get rid of them and consolidate their act, they're a dying breed.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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She

An entity as questionable as any other, including he.
She might not openly claim to be the boss, but she was a boss baby as a kid when nobody was looking. She is still the same person she always was, just like everyone else is the same person they always were.
by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021
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Umbrella Corporation

The omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent entity based loosely on the world.
Meet Adolf, the (clandestine) brilliant fuhrer behind Umbrella Corporation.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
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Celibate

There are things worse than a life without sex, drugs, vaccines, or masks, even if those things seem popular to a crowd. Not everybody gets much time to be celibate in life, so a guy that has the option to get celibate and stand or get laid and fall in line for a vaccine knows it isn't a choice to panic over.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
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John Stamos

Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.
Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.
by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021
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Selfless

Not having a bloated ego.
That selfless guy fell into a vat of acid at work, kind of like the joker did in Batman. What kind of maniac wanted him dead?
by The Original Agahnim September 02, 2021
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