Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Bach von Hitler
A renowned and profound revolutionary of graffiti in all forms of art from music to literature to visual arts.
One difference between Bach von Hitler and Ana Pascal was that Ana Pascal wasn't shallow and didn't much care for shallow or pretentious college dorks. She wasn't just trying to fuck with the heads of other characters by claiming to be Ana Pascal, that really was her character in the movie, and it was done for a movie.
Bach von Hitler by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Parrot lady
The strange one that walks around the public square in camolflage pants amongst otherwise happy and peaceful people, barkibg at them from a dark and obscured by plain sight kind of place. Often has a nickname like Zeus the Almighty or Hera the Almighty.
Not even the parrot lady or Santa Claus could catch a break this holiday season, they both got dragged from the public square and locked up. She might have somebody shot for saying that (or even get her own hands dirty this time, since action and danger seem to be what she craves as much as attention or money/power).
Parrot lady by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Parrot lady
The strange one that wears camoflage pants and hangs out around otherwise happy or peaceful people barking at them all day.
Not even Santa Claus or the parrot lady caught a break this Christmas, they both got dragged from the public square and arrested.
Parrot lady by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Chess
Chess is a lot like poker. If you don't sit down at the table, what good is it to have a hand full of Kings, Queens, and Aces or a poker face? That serious look on somebody's face is no longer helping them out at anything.
Whether it's chess or poker, none of the cards or pieces do anybody any good if nobody got them to sit down at the table and play. They are just pieces of paper (like money) or plastic (like chips in poker or chess pieces).
Chess by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Chess
Not even the queen (the most powerful piece on the board) can maneuver on her own, without the assistance of someone that sat at the table to play.
When nobody sits down to play a game of chess, all pieces on the board are equally powerful in that none of them (black or white) has any real power. There is no longer a most powerful piece and king and queen become meaningless, pawns are not getting played, they are just pieces of plastic or wood.
Chess by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Chess
If two people never sit down at a table and engage in the chess match, none of the pieces on the board, not even the queen (the most powerful piece) has any real power. The closer somebody gets you to the board, the more of the illusion you miss.
As long as somebody can get you to play chess, they can also get you to do what they want you to do.
Chess by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
cultlike
What human behavior has morphed into since spring 2020, where people that have gotten vaccines and wear masks (and done everything else they are told to because they are told that they have no right to do anything else without losing everything) are told by their leaders (whom they never question) that people that have not gotten vaccines or are not wearing masks are their enemies and that they think they are special.
Cultlike behavior has become what some of the cult leaders would call "the new normal" even though there never really was an old normal to reference. If someone wasn't dysfunctional rather than normal before, there are those of us that won't trust them now any more than we did before the pandemic. That kid that shot up his school was normal, it's the normal ones you gotta watch.
cultlike by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021