The Original Agahnim's definitions

Roberta Ford

A ruthless female assassin.

Roberta Ford felt that she never got enough stage time, no matter how much time she spent on stage or in the spotlight (even if it was more than others), her narcissism would always make her feel like she was on the sidelines still waiting for her big break, and still ready to break away or through the things (the invisible red tape) that were holding her back.

by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021

Buccaneers

The prettiest and whiniest pirates you will ever see, for a team that claims to be so much tougher than their opponents! At least the Raiders are happy to have somebody's least favorite football players on their team.

Tampa Bay Buccaneer- Did you see the guy hit me ref?

Referee- Next time you whine to me about somebody doing something mean to you, you're out of here!

Tampa Bay Buccaneer- But ref, he...

Referee- Shut the fuck up, go tell the Buccaneers your sob story!

by The Original Agahnim January 23, 2022

Museum of Natural History

A museum that's still standing after almost 150 years.

New Yorkers wouldn't allow the wildfire to take their Museum of Natural History (or library, or art museum) from them, even if it was getting replaced by a building with more space, and New York has added lots of people since the museum was built, so why would people from other cities allow someone to take their museum and tear it down, even if they were convinced that something bigger and better would replace it, or that they needed a space that wasn't outdated and old, in favor of something new?

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Mouse girl

A girl that talks about how cheezy everything is.

The mouse girl thought the romantic comedy was cheezy even though she was the one other people rented/bought the movie for.

by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021

New

There's not a man in the sky to fear, but there would be no you if there were never the old people that people that hold nothing sacred try to make fun of or talk shit about.

Without the old, there would be nothing new.

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

Cowpuncher

The kind of coward that beats the shit out of livestock.

Farmer- What are you doing with that cow?
Cowpuncher- Nothing, just being a decent guy. You're not gonna find any bruises, so why even take a look?

by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021

chldish

The way a bullying toddler spells childish when they have no control over their temper and have to type something hateful in a hurry to get somebody else pissed off, that way they aren't the one left with the baggage of ongoing anger to carry around. Like a 3 year old, they can go back to being carefree again and forget they were ever angry or what they were ever angry about, and try to convince the nearest adult that there was never anything legitimate to get angry about in the first place as long as they're not angry, nobody should be. Like a 3 year old, they think everyobe else's world should revolve around them and not just their own, that everyone should feel how they feel exactly when they feel it, and that everyone should think the way they think and see what they see (especially when they look in the mirror).

The brat thought somebody else was as chldish as her, but didn't have the patience or self control to keep from blurting out bullshit instead, and her temper was always easy come easy go, like a toddler given a pacficer when it whines and wants everyone else around it to get irate.

by The Original Agahnim January 5, 2022