Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Prince of darkness
If ever their was a figure like Ozzy Osbourne from Wales or Germany, he would be the One, the prince of darkness himself. He's certainly not the anti Ozzy.
Prince of darkness by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021
Booty
If you're not a pirate, you don't have to get booty to do something for somebody. Most people don't do something they have acquired a skill (anything from artwork/music/film to any other kind of trade/work like building/construction to auto work) at for free, but saying that every interaction with the opposite sex has to go with money, sex, or something else in exchange for the interaction is bullshit because it isn't human. You don't do something for somebody because you owe it to them or because you have to prove to them you aren't too weak to do it though, that's when you tell them no when they ask you to do something for them. Booty does motivate a lot of guys, but then serial killers and criminals are some of the most motivated people, so is too much motivation and being wired to excess always a good thing?
If you lived on the Barbary coast, you might need booty to live. It might be something in the water there.
Booty by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
waver
A female that smiles and waves at people she secretly wants to fight. A male that does the same thing is called a bitch. Mostly somebody like that would rather just walk over somebody without any resistance, but is still quick to try and fight anybody that isn't paying them enough of the attention they think they are owed.
The waver brought 38 friends with her to fight the girl that had been ignoring them. That sounds kind of like something a truckload full of male bitches would do. At 39 deep, you would think they would just jump on anybody they felt like without any hesitation or waving.
waver by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
Waver
A female counterpart to a male bitch (someone that whines/gripes whenever they don't get the attention/respect/validation they feel they deserve/are owed, and usually starts to push, walk over, call names, talk shit, or try to intimidate people/act like a badass towards they deem more passive than themselves until they get some kind of reaction, attention, acknowledgement, anything that says to them that they are more important than the person giving them the attention, validation, respect, or anything else they are getting).
By ignoring the waver and even her death threats about how walking away could save their lives (a strange way to threaten somebody), people were letting her know that they were really rejecting her and anybody like her that had to walk over people to get respected/paid attention to/validated as relevant.
Waver by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
Shallow
Confidence in all the wrong traits such as physical appearance, social status, things that would make anyone unhappy to focus on instead of having an imagination/thoughts, things that might not be pleasant, but they are who somebody really is beneath the surface.
Being shallow isn't really confidence or happiness, and that isn't where anyone found happiness, no matter what other things that seemed to benefit them that they might have found there. Most people are looking for gold or anything that might have a dollar hidden in it though, so they don't really care too much about how happy they are with the last gold or dollar they found, there's just the next one.
Shallow by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
alpha dork
The nerd that usually walks over other nerds in their geek squad. The alpha dork usually has more eye catching things about them such as tattoos or possibly muscles to distinguish themself from the stereotypical nerds that spend all their time with a book over their face.
The alpha dork was the one that acted as the portal to the outside world for the other nerds in his group. He/she was the one that knew everything there was the one that knew everything there was to know about the opposite sex, sports, cars, weapons, violence and other alpha shit that the other nerds couldn't study/learn from reading a book, so he was the one they thought was their MVN their most valuable nerd. Kind of like their leader.
alpha dork by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
Imaginary womanizer
They brought the imaginary womanizer a blow up doll to sit with at the restaurant thinking that he wanted to know that he wasn't alone.
Imaginary womanizer by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021