The sheriff had seen enough, and started to smack the cowpuncher around and ask him how he liked it. What kind of a coward beats the shit out of livestock?
by The Original Agahnim June 01, 2021
To describe an event.
Her first orphanage was like a vacation, they were nice to her, but her third orphanage was the one that made her fight another girl to the death for a pair of new shoes, then acted like it never happened when she went back to ask them why they did that. That wasn't the only thing to report about, that was just one of many things that went on there.
by The Original Agahnim December 02, 2021
So he/she was experiencing more adultification and felt that he/she needed someplace more comfortable and secure, boot camp sounds like the kind of place for him/her, a regimented, secure, comfortable place to be.
by The Original Agahnim December 08, 2021
The prettiest and winiest bunch of pirates you ever did see. They must have a room in the locker room where they put make up on before the game.
Tampa Bay Buccaneer- Ref did you see him hit me?
Referee- Listen, I don't have any band aids, if that's what you're asking. After the last Super Bowl you guys said you were tougher than your opponents, so we didn't bring enough, we didn't think you would need any. I guess we were wrong, I guess it was our mistake. We will bring plenty of band aids and kleenex next year though, don't worry! We will be prepared for the mighty Buccaneers next year!
Referee- Listen, I don't have any band aids, if that's what you're asking. After the last Super Bowl you guys said you were tougher than your opponents, so we didn't bring enough, we didn't think you would need any. I guess we were wrong, I guess it was our mistake. We will bring plenty of band aids and kleenex next year though, don't worry! We will be prepared for the mighty Buccaneers next year!
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
The bubbly girl wasn't really there (in the classroom or the study) to study (people or things/information), she thought of herself as a desperado, the kind of person that would hide behind a desk and pretend to be studying (someone or something) while she waited for an oppurtunity to jump out from behind her desk and stab somebody in the heart from behind if she thought there was a dollar hidden in it somewhere.
by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021
What the people the media calls criminals usually really are, the ones that took the falls for the ones that betrayed them.
The media tells you those guys are criminals, but in reality there is no honor amongst the people that had them arrested, since they are the same ones that betrayed them. The same people that tricked them into getting locked up are the ones that trick vacationers out of their money, then report about it on the media to defer suspicion somewhere else. Fall guys are picked by these people based on their weaknesses, so that they become targets when the going gets tough, or when people would start to suspect them instead of the people they say are the criminals (kind of like scapegoats that make themselves easy to find).
by The Original Agahnim June 08, 2021
Jacob tried to grab them at the heel by bribing them, hoping he could buy what he called their "birthright". Perhaps he was just doing anything he could think to do from getting eaten alive when he couldn't think of anything else. Perhaps being less fake would help him think right and act right before he tried it again.
by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022