Definitions by The Original Agahnim
History
Where people come from, and not where they are now. History isn't a fairy tale, it's ugly, not just the 1800s, but if you go back further than that, it was ugly before that. Trying to erase history or tell people they can't educate people about it anymore over sensitivity to it, or because it traumatizes people is silliness, and will not change the present.
You don't burn every copy of a book because it traumatizes you to read it, or you disagree with what's on the pages so that nobody else can read it either. You simply put the book down, read another one that doesn't offend you so much, and question everything you read, even if it's about the Civil War and slavery. What do you really have experience with concerning slavery? That was the 19th century, this is now 2021, nobody was alive back then to give a personal experience narrative of an event. It's a lot like an Italian guy saying he is still mad about his relative from ancient Rome being killed as a gladiator even though he didn't even meet the guy and never walked in his shoes. These are a couple thousand year old shoes he would be trying on. You would think the Indians would be the most outraged group in America over anything you can think on social media, yet you don't hear much from them, there's hardly enough of them left to have the kind of voice black people and every group that lives on their land (including white people) has nowadays. Yet every other group thinks their story matters that much more than the next (that includes black people) to the point that history can't even be talked about without somebody getting a sore ass over it.
History by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
Dollar signs
Most people don't use equations on a daily basis, since they don't tend to prove as much to as many people as having a lot of money does. If it's not a means to an end, most people aren't going to do it even for show, since they don't see dollar signs that go with it.
Dollar signs by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
Billy
The other guy figured out he was good at math, but he had never seen Billy work on his equations, that wasn't easy to do and no kid does equations for fun or because they want to. So the other kid went to the gym to practice and take his mind off math, and sure enough, there was Billy at the gym practicing too. The other guy thought he was more devoted than Billy to everything, and therefore better at everything, but Billy kept struggling with him to let him know he was just as good at math or physical activities, not better, but just as good.
Billy by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
Diamond dick
Yesterday, the girl said the guy was a smooth operator that thought he had a diamond dick. Today she says he thinks he has a golden dick. Tomorrow, perhaps he will think his dick will be made of oil, then it will really amount to something.
Diamond dick by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
Instigator
An argumentative person by nature that wants to turn everybody else into them by making clever abbreviations about other people online.
The instigator wasn't funny or serious, she was just somebody looking for trouble online when hiding in plain sight wasn't doing much good.
Instigator by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
Boogerville
People want to change everything but the name of Washington DC. Boogerville seems like a good enough name for Washington, with an evil president named Boogermeister.
Boogerville by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021