The Original Agahnim's definitions
Napoleonette dynamite has unparalleled reflexes.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Get the Napoleonette dynamitemug. A word that makes a black person sound smart when they're talking about a group of white people that owned slaves (such as the British, in particular slave owning British families and not all British families), but makes a black person sound ignorant and retarded when talking about a group of white people that never would have owned slaves hundreds of years ago.
Ike thought he was a badass, so he called the Polish guy, the Albanian guy, and the Russian guy a cracka because he called every white person a cracker, based on principle. He must've thought he knew everything about every group (or assumed everybody but him was an innocent bystander in life) without even knowing these folks.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
Get the Crackamug. Celebrating an accomplishment.
Some people thought the football players were gloating too much after a touchdown, when really they were just happy and wanted their fans to have a good time if it wasn't already criminal.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
Get the Gloatingmug. A female version of a male bitch. Someone that gets much tougher when a bunch of people are around (like a crowd).
The wavers were rolling 39 deep (like rabbits in springtime) in the back of the truck waving at people they secretly wanted to fight while the people they were waving at wondered what they were waving at and why they didn't just hop out the bed of the truck without hesitation at 39 deep, since the people they were waving at couldn't be civil with them (without getting treated like a man child, idiot, or retard) anyway.
by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022
Get the Wavermug. The girl got a beanie with a crocheted visor to prove she didn't wear a beret and wasn't a snob, not because she actually delivered newspapers, magazines, phone books, or any other periodicals for work as a young boy/girl, a teenager, or even a 20 something, because she was a desperate poseur. She had actually always had more money than the people she was trying to make fun of, but wanted to look tougher because she thought she really was tougher.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Get the Poseurmug. Discipline is not the same thing as abuse, even if corporal punishment was involved. A father setting his son or daughter straight is not abusive, and there are entirely too many males that get on the News whining about how their father was the most physically abusive person they knew over him being a hardass with them, and there's entirely too many females that claimed/manufactured memories about a father or other family member sexually or physically abusing her because she didn't like getting the same discipline her male counterparts were getting all the time as a kid, or because she wasn't getting the attention she wanted from other people, even if she was getting enough from other people.
There's a few too many whiny guys and girls on the news or other publishings (like magazines) badmouthing their fathers, no wonder they call the news the grief tragedy sympathy industry. Their fathers had to make sacrifices just for them to be on the news talking their shit about them. They are guilty of what crime, discipline their sons and daughters did not like at the time? A kid not getting their ass whooped enough is why there is so much bullshit on the news in the first place, look at this Kyle Rittenhouse kid.
by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021
Get the Disciplinemug. The number of years somebody is past their heyday, in case they forgot what the same person trying to make themself look respectful and kiss ass today thought of their glory years yesterday.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Get the Post peak yearsmug.