Black widow

An image of someone trying to be scarier than they really are.

The black widow was actually a loudmouth that hoped she was scaring everybody enough to keep them from eating her alive.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021

meg

The center of the broad universe, if you're broad minded enough to see it.

It's a good thing I never had a girl, me and her would just have to end up paying attention to Meg and her needs. Let's get rid of all our material shit my girl and I and get ourselves put out in the street, it doesn't matter as long as we're paying enough attention to Meg, she's such a sweet person! As long as Meg gets to live her cult dreams, nothing and nobody else matters does it?

by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021

Pawn

Somebody that supports someone that is trying to put their small business out of business by becoming the next Uber, thinking they are supporting a sweet person, and not someone who wants to get filthy rich. Supporting someone's dreams that wants to destroy yours isn't doing the right thing, especially when all they dream about is dollar signs.

Once they quit being her pawn or playing her game altogether, they found that they didn't miss any of it.

by The Original Agahnim September 01, 2021

Small Business Saturday

If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).

Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

Hall Pass

A movie about a wife that fails her own test and gets caught in her own trap she set for her husband, but the guy is too naive to notice.

Grace should have got a taste of her own medicine in Hall Pass, but everybody seems scared to give her one for what she did.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Bureacrat

Someone that writes laws and rules.

She thought of him as more of a bureacrat than a worthy opponent (a warrior).

by The Original Agahnim October 08, 2021

Standoffish

Unpleasant, usually for no good reason.

Someone that wasn't friendly with Louis XIII would always bark about/threaten with beatdown this or reserving the right to beat his ass that, always getting standoffish with him if they even thought he was going to do something they didn't like whether he had done it yet or hadn't (which doing something somebody doesn't like should give someone else the right to kill you, and nobody likes getting threats from an instigator, so nothing works out and no deals/compromises are made between the two unfriendly parties).

by The Original Agahnim January 10, 2022