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Animals

If black people think white people seem to care more about animals than people, it's not personal, animals are innocent and don't participate in their own undoing or the undoing of other animals. They know nothing of betrayal, jealousy, hatred, cruelty, or trickery.
Animals are good natured. People aren't really good or bad by nature, they're just people. They're not innocent like horses, dogs, cats, monkeys, lions, fish, sharks, whales, octopus, squid, birds, bees, or any other animals.
by The Original Agahnim January 5, 2022
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Shepard

A tyrant, the tyranny of evil humans, not just evil men/males. A shepard might seem to be a good natured humanitarian on the surface, doing charitable things for people, integrating people of all walks of life, feeding the hungry, and so on, but the shepard will always think of himself as more powerful and closer to god than the sheep, which is why the shepard thinks of himself/herself as leading the sheep/herd of people from behind, walking behind them with a cane (it's interesting how cane and the biblical name Cain sound the same, though they are spelled differently).
The girl thought of herself as the shepard, and of others as the sheep, looking to her for guidance and preaching, and never questionig her authority or what she actually practiced herself.
by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021
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Wicked natured

The opposite of good natured.
She wasn't going to tell people she was wicked natured, she knew that she was less likely to end up alone with a good natured facade. She also knew that not as many people trusted a wicked natured person, for good reason.
by The Original Agahnim August 22, 2021
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California loser highlight reel

When somebody would say that was awesome after their team loses instead of "I can't watch this".
You could tell they didn't forget to have a good time even in a loss at home by watching their California loser highlight reel.
by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022
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Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.
Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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Liquid shits

The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.
How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.
by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
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Machiavellian victory

A win for everybody that was never really a win for anybody, since at least one person, if not everybody, lost something to the machine/system, or someone that was part of the machine/system. Disney was/is a master of Machiavellian principles, since people feel like they gain something by waiting in a line at Disneyland/Disney World for 45 minutes of their time instead of an hour of their time. Really it's Disney that gains from this, since people think Disney has a real concern for their families, and not for the Disney reputation and lost dollar signs that would come with any damage to the Disney reputation.
It would be a Machiavellian Victory if one of the two buildings was demolished, or if 4 or 5 of your 10 neighbors homes burned to the ground and yours didn't, you feel like you kept or even gained something by not losing everything, but half of your neighborhood is lost forever and half your neighbors lost everything. So, a Machiavellian victory is when people feel like everybody won because they didn't lose everything, when really just one person or entity actually gained/benefitted from what actually hzppened. Really most wars have casualties, so they are Machiavellian victories if your country doesn't lose a war, since somebody somewhere still lost a family member. Life is a matter of what you lose and not what you win or gain.
by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021
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