Spaceballs

People trying to graduate from sock puppets to meat puppets, live human beings.
The spaceballs were trying to transform people into their puppets and guinea pigs, and their towns into their stages.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
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Vaccine resistance

Vaccine resistance isn't about people believing vaccines are laced with something other than the vaccine itself for everybody, it is about people that know that rules and laws coming from someone other than themselves are not more credible than what they know to be true. A medical or science degree doesn't make one person smarter than another, they've either invested more money in (or had their mother and father invest more money in) an education for themselves, that doesn't make them more responsible or informed people than any unvaccinated person. Doctors and scientists are as capable of spreading misinformation as anybody on facebook, yet for some reason people listen to them because they have convinced people that they need them, and hence people give them authority they don't give people on social media or anywhere else for that reason.
If vaccine resistance is what a person knows to be right to stand for, listening to a doctor tell them why it's wrong is a good way to fall for anything a doctor, a scientist, or anybody else says. There is money being made off mask sales, and there is money being made off vaccines, whether free vaccines are being given out or not to persuade more people to get one. The end result will still be the government/healthcare/science/media and related fields having more control of people's lives than they already do, and they've almost completely overrun most people's autonomy to become a near totalitarian state, claiming that things will get better if people give them just a little bit more control of their lives than they already have. Already anybody that disagrees with these folks is someone they want to make a fool in the eyes of the masses to gain support from the masses and eliminate any resistance that is left. They can control most people some of the time, but they can't control everyobe all the time.
by The Original Agahnim October 04, 2021
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Ugly truth

The ugly truth that isn't in a movie with a happy ending is that everything happens for a reason. Romantically challenged is a nice way of saying a reject, somebody a lot of people don't want around, possibly including the people they are looking for romantic relationships with. Whether it's a male or a female, a reject is someone nobody misses when they're not around, though usually, most of the negative attention is directed toward males and hardly ever toward females for the same things (a double standard feminists don't mention). You hear about males nobody would miss, but you don't hear about females nobody would miss, since society instinctively thinks everyone has to protect females. That all females should be stood up for, and none should ever be stood up to. Females will of course always side with their own, but males are conditioned to do the exact same thing, that siding with or defending the female is always right no matter what, without questioning anything further.
The ugly truth wouldn't make a popular movie, which is why you never see one like that.
by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021
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Better half

If you marry someone that really is your equal, neither of you has one, but that doesn't seem to sit well with most females. Better isn't equal.
Married males are told all the time they have a better half. Not everybody agrees with that viewpoint, but if they want to go along with it just to be with someone, that's their business.
by The Original Agahnim August 04, 2021
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Crying softball player

Something you don't see often, like a smiling runner.
The crying softball player showed people that there is crying in baseball and softball, it's just not common or popular.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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Jonestown

A place where all are welcome, there's never a dull moment, there's no judging, being on drugs is fine, not being on drugs is fine, everyone and everything under the sun is integrated, acceptable and awesome, and there are no ugly Confederate statues or things that woud offend anyone of any walk of life visible, but whatever you do, do not question Cartman's authoritie!
The girl packed her shit and took her followers to Jonestown and said fuck the mundane neighborhood she loathed when she left it in her rear view mirror.
by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
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Ja rule

None of the artists pretending to be Ja Rule's friend in the late 90's to early 2000's came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Jasper-Z (the badass gangster) and DMX (the guy that talked about fighting and jail often) were quick to make songs/money with the guy, but didn't stand up to 50 cent when he started to push people in their circle. Instead they ordered popcorn to watch the show (despite calling themselves something like impassive, or the opposite of passive/hardasses). These are not the kind of guys you would want by your side if 50 cent walked into a bar ready to fight somebody in real life, not if their real life behavior was anything like what they did with their music industry "friend".
If ja rule was at a bar with Jay-Z and DMX and 50 cent walked in, he'd be fucked, he'd have to give up his seat to 50 cent without any other option.
by The Original Agahnim December 03, 2021
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