The Original Agahnim's definitions
If you're the Phoenix Suns, and you know the leader of the Milwaukee Bucks holds nothing about Milwaukee sacred, you know there is a way to cut the head off the snake.
by The Original Agahnim July 19, 2021
Get the Phoenix Sunsmug. Everybody on the school bus was nice to the girl next door because she had big jugs by middle school. Everybody except for the one faggot next door.
That guy would be a fuckin faggot even if he didn't go to trial for it, he's the one that didn't compliment her on her tits because he was too busy thinking about dicks to notice. Everybody knew he was always different, like Rudoplh the red nosed reindeer.
by The Original Agahnim October 17, 2021
Get the Differentmug. Before the battle of the sexes, we were all on the front line marching, and I was probably just as scared as any other dude to fight a bunch of dykes, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! I've never felt so alive.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the Battle of the sexesmug. Someone with a mental illness.
by The Original Agahnim July 16, 2021
Get the Fruitcakemug. Potential distrustful but direct couple on interview date-
Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.
Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.
Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.
Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.
by The Original Agahnim December 2, 2021
Get the interview datemug. While you're watching your quiet ones across the street, the noisy ones are creeping up behind you on the side of the street you're on with a machete, sword, or gun ready to cut, stab, slice, or shoot the next one that tries to call them a bitch, even if most people don't take them seriously or seem to notice them.
by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021
Get the Quiet onesmug. The team that hasn't been allowed to play ever since David Tepper became owner and took the team's spirit, showing some people that no matter how much money you have, even if it can buy you a winning team, there are things it can't buy. When there is a constant threat of guys losing their jobs if they don't meet a puppeteer's expectations, their life is being made beyond difficult, aand it's not a good way to stay focused on what you're doing (it's an ongoing distraction).
Some people miss the Cardiac cats and wonder if they're ever coming back, since they have been replaced by a lot of new uncertainty that wasn't there when Jerry Richardson was.
by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021
Get the Cardiac catsmug.