Moral compass

A navigation tool that can get somebody through a pandemic.
If her moral compass didn't point to "I win, they lose, I'm awesome!" (something like North), she didn't get the compass, nothing made sense, and somebody had to take control of the compass until it told her "I win, they lose. I'm awesome!" again (at which point everything would make sense again).
by The Original Agahnim January 06, 2022
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Billionaire muscles

Kind of like beer muscles, where some billionaires think they can walk over the little guy/people that oppose some of their plans/agenda. Some billionaires get the idea in their head that they are the hand that feeds everybody.
The guy/girl used his/her billionaire muscles to threaten to move sports teams unless people were taxed to keep them where they were (kind of like hostages). It was one of the many things a billionaire could do that others couldn't, and he/she often took advantage of it to fuck with people that he/she thought were weaker. Elite billionaires don't have to give a fuck what the little people want, they know that democracy doesn't get anybody too far when they are the ones building everything.
by The Original Agahnim December 20, 2021
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Mama's girl

Someone that deep down knows they are still the soft mama's girl they were as a kid, hiding from the monsters of her past. Under the hellion on the surface, the person she was never changed.
The mama's girl always imitated a tomboy as a defense mechanism, to get people around her to protect her (even the true tomboys would stand up for her and defend her, though they didn't know her well).
by The Original Agahnim June 09, 2021
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Sand

About the softest ground you can stand on without sinking (though it can liquify during an earthquake). Mud isn't mostly intact rocks, but if it was soft, people would be in it up to their armpits. For most people, rocks and rock formations they can see on the surface are their definition of hardness.
Sand is about as soft as the ground gets, but even sand doesn't give much way without the ocean, wind, or a bulldozer/backhoe coming in to move it from where it was.
by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022
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Street Fighter Alpha Dalton

That guy jerked off to Road House and Vin Diesel movies, thinking he would become Dalton or Dominick Toretto if he did it long enough. Really he wasn't even a cooler, a street racer, or a street fighter character, he was just some drunk bald dude that thought he was hitting somebody harder than he really was.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
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Pandemic

The government officials telling everyone we need to get serious about the pandemic really mean they need to get serious about it. Not taking the coronavirus seriously has nothing to do with being a serious person or not being a serious person.
Don't let anybody tell you that you're not serious because you don't take the pandemic or the rules/mandates/laws seriously, even if they're a government official.
by The Original Agahnim August 03, 2021
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Humility

Humility gets you further than trying to be a superhero.
The media hyping Simone Biles for the Tokyo games actually hurt her more than it helped her. People were aware of what she accomplished, but the media overdid it a little, and didn't allow her much room to enter the Tokyo Olympics with humility, as she did in Rio when she was not as well known. Sometimes when you go back to where you began, you don't stay lost.
by The Original Agahnim August 03, 2021
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