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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Females with families don't do more chores/work around the house or childcare work than males with families. They just often forget that it takes two parents to raise a kid they both made, because they want complete control over the marriage, and claiming that they do more than half the work (more than 50/50) instead of half the work (50/50) is a good way to gain complete control of the marriage. That way if their husband disagrees they can just become a single mother and get more attention/support/power over their ex husband for it. It's interesting how females in relationships with other females never complain about one spouse doing more of the work than the other, they can both claim to be doing more work than everyone else, and they can both claim to be right always, with nobody there to stand up to them with a disagreement.
In order to know how much work another person is doing, you'd have to be them, and someone can only do that with their imaginations.
Work by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021

Columbus Day 

Columbus Day and Indigenous people's day is the same day on a calendar. For the Indians, it's Fuck Columbus Day like every other day on the calendar.
Columbus certainly wasn't Santa Claus, so Columbus Day isn't anything like Christmas.

Honeycomb 

First you get the honeycomb, then you get the power, then she will respect you, according to the Pgymies. If that sounds too good to be true, it is. No amount of honeycomb, or oil you drill for is going to be enough, just like no diamond on her finger is going to be big enough.
You can live without honeycomb, so can she.
Honeycomb by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021

introvert 

A lot of people think an introvert is someone quiet or reclusive, but introverts are usually the opposite, since people often think they are extraverts. Actually, a lot of the misinformation about introverts comes from introverts, which is why people tend to think introverts fit a certain mold.
Guys like Hitler or Noriega were not wallflowers, they tended to be social butterflies, especially at parties. Noriega in particular would've seemed to be what some people would call progressive, he spent lots of time around the LGBT community and was supportive of them. He was an introvert, but he never really told anybody who he really was or what he really did because he didn't have an honest bone in his body, not because he was an introvert.
introvert by The Original Agahnim October 6, 2021
Convincing people in an area they need you because you believe they do is arrogance. People that are home don't need a welcome from anybody else there, and nobody could make them unwelcome there, because they are home.
The artists didn't make the neighborhood cool with their art. The neighborhood was already cool and diverse before the art and gentrification. If anything, most people thought these artists were mostly dorks that saw the same dollar signs developers did. Arrogance was what made these folks think they were making anything cool.
Arrogance by The Original Agahnim October 6, 2021

David Kaczynski 

David Kaczynski certainly doesn't bring guys like Hugo Spadafora to mind. He seems more like Rick Moranis, except he's trying to be taken seriously by looking serious and sounding serious. Why would anybody trust a guy like Rick Moranis if he wanted to be rich, powerful, and taken seriously, and not satisfied until people met all three of those demands?
David Kaczynski seems more like a guy that spent his life diverting suspicion to others and getting rich for it than a concerned citizen.

Bad Will Hunting

The movie where Will chose to be one of the boys of summer and the retard in tin foil instead of the knight in shining armor for Skylar.
Bad Will Hunting was about a kid that could have been anything, but decided to become a unabomber.