The Original Agahnim's definitions
There was a good reason there were no sports championships in the summertime. The Olympics don't come every year.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
Get the Summertimemug. A guy that comments on white guys from Omaha that wear Fubu and listen to Ice Cube records and act like they are from Compton in his songs, but doesn't comment on black people (especially females that wear cheerleading uniforms) from Omaha or somewhere like Omaha that act like they're from Compton. He must not want to lose his audience, so he targets just one group to pick on (which shows little imagination no matter if the group looks like you or different than you).
Dexter Holland is a guy that compensates for a lack of imagination and an Orange county detached, decentralized state of mind by picking on people he thinks is weaker than him (like white teenagers that wear Fubu from Orange county).
by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
Get the Dexter Hollandmug. It's hard to feel bad for someone that gets in the wrong car twice before getting murdered. The driver of the second car might not be right for murdering the girl, but she was a questionable kind of person for wandering around not knowing what the fuck was going on, as you would have to be to get in the wrong car not once but twice before the incident. There's no law that says people have to be forgiving and friendly to every moron with no common sense.
A legit uber driver has a bright neon blue sign on their car that says uber, in case some moron like that girl that died is wandering around lost and can't find the driver. The uber sign seems effective enough for most people that use uber instead of an old fashioned taxi.
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
Get the Ubermug. by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021
Get the Reptilian boss babymug. He stabbed that creepy asshole in the eye with an authentic looking railroad spike from the other side of the tracks.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the Creepymug. Dewey Cox wanted to write authentic sounding songs about jail, but didn't want to be there with the guys in jail, especially not over cutting his brother in half. He might be inspired by someone or something he never thought he would get inspired by, and yet he wanted to cheat himself out of an oppurtunity like that.
by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021
Get the Jailmug. One lesson females teach you as a male is no matter how close you think you are to a female or what terms you were on with her, she will side with your worst enemy always as long as they are both female, she will always choose her own over you, even if it means stabbing you in the back. Perhaps males are not so different towards females though, perhaps it's about getting even.
It seems at times like males are less biased toward one sex or the other when it comes to defending someone or siding with someone, as males tend to intervene where females are concerned (though they would do the same for males, there is no "special" sex like feminists have, because there are no masculinists).
by The Original Agahnim January 15, 2022
Get the Femalesmug.