Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Waver
A female (she might claim to be a be a feminist or liberator of females) that doesn't really respect the opposite sex (just claims to respect anybody where she sees an oppurtunity to gain something for it) and tries to walk over just about anybody in her path to power. The female version of a bitch (the male version of a waver, one who walks over most people and says he isn't threatened by the opposite sex as a way to try and walk over people, a means to an end).
To be as fair as possible, since males aren't the only ones that don't respect the opposite sex, we'll just call the female version of a male bitch a waver to keep her from getting the satisfaction that would go with being called and bitch.
Waver by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Parrot mouth
Somebody that either says everything you just said, or at times even tries to say something you thought of before you could say it with the help of a psychic friend, all to gain credit for doing so.
The parrot mouth wanted to claim the other person's ideas as his/her own, and found that the best way to keep the other person ostracized (or from finding any sort of rhythm) was to just mindlessly blurt out everything the other person just said back them and anybody else present (Baaa I'm not ignorant you're ignorant, Baaa I'm not the pee pee head you're the pee pee head). That way the parrot mouth won either way by remaining relevant via credit or attention from others.
Parrot mouth by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Bitch
A male that wants criminal behavior glamourized so he can be the primadonna of the show. A female version of a bitch is called a waver (based on the ways bitches and wavers always wave or throw up peace signs at people they secretly want to fight).
The bitch wanted to get on TV or in the news, that was why he robbed the store (it was also one of the few times in his life he didn't roll up somewhere with a posse 39 deep) . He wanted attention he felt that he wasn't getting enough of throughout his life.
Bitch by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Poseur
Someone still trying to earn their local yokel stripes in their late 30's instead of being themself.
The poseur was a big fish in a small pond back in the small town he was from, where he was a known town bully, and he expected the locals in others places to treat him not only as one of their own, but as the big fish there. He was the kind of guy that robbed a boutique store for female's clothing and sold it back to unsuspecting females to try and get respect from people that didn't even know him, trying to make a name for himself.
Poseur by The Original Agahnim December 13, 2021
Boutique
The small town cat with the no future image robbed a boutique and sold the goods to somebody, he's a real outlaw now and not just some guy that wants to be one. He never made any of the beef he was involved in without knowing that at least a few other guys were going to have his back, but he says he changed now and he's no longer the person he was born as, he's a different person with a different personality now (without getting a railroad spike from the other side of the tracks stuck through his eye). The world he wants to get in must be his now in his mind.
Boutique by The Original Agahnim December 13, 2021
200 percent
Zeus, the uber competitive athlete, was always trying to turn up both of his/her 2 hearts to 200 percent and thought that most people were cowards for not giving as much as him/her, while most people thought Zeus was a fucking idiot that tried to take something like a stupid fucking game or sport to a level of desperation and calculation that they were never meant to be taken to, since it became more about trying to run people over than having a good time by that point, and that didn't interest people any more than pointless battles for superiority did.
200 percent by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021