The Original Agahnim's definitions

Antagonist

Someone that claims to spread light, love, and hope like wildfire while they really sow darkness, hate, and despair/desparation under the surface of others.

She was an antagonist her entire life. She made it her life's work to be an antagonist.

by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021

Deflate

To take all the air (or life) out of something.

The clown wanted to stick a pin in and deflate him like Mario to get even with him for taking and releasing all of her balloons into the sky.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Buccaneers

Prettier than Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

The Buccaneers are metrosexual pirates, they can't help that they are pretty, they were born that way.

by The Original Agahnim January 23, 2022

Goldmember

A golden penis.

Due to an unfortunate smelting accident, Goldmember had a penis made of gold.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

Curly Crowe

A gladiator that tries to cut the head off anything over 5'9" or so to make it the right size.

Curly Crowe wants to cut his head off so he can stick it to the man on a pike.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Toledo panic button

The one that if someone presses it right, and the partner doesn't die, they never have to come up with a Fort Wayne Panic Button or a Flint Panic Button. If you tried to do it with someone you didn't trust though, at least one person could die.

These two guys doing the Toledo Panic Button didn't seem too trustworthy, so the new guy declined when they asked him if he wanted to do it, even if they thought he was a bitch for it.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Poser

Someone that tries to make himself/herself look subserviant or put upon to a wide audience/crowd (for the image he/she wants to show publicly to gain an army that will combat an enemy), even though behind the scenes a lot of people in their life have done a lot of things for them without having gotten paid or credited for, and haven't asked to get paid or credited for.

He/she lived his/her life as a poser and a coward, and would even admit to being a coward when a large crowd wasn't around since it wasn't an incriminating thing to say about himself/herself, but when a crowd/group/party/gathering that he/she had a reputation with was around, he/she was all of a sudden tough as nails, a walking stick of dynamite, or anything he/she claimed to be.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021