Columbus Day

Columbus Day and Indigenous people's day is the same day on a calendar. For the Indians, it's Fuck Columbus Day like every other day on the calendar.
Columbus certainly wasn't Santa Claus, so Columbus Day isn't anything like Christmas.
by The Original Agahnim October 07, 2021
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Forget

To not remember something. Not everybody is senile or forgiving.
The bubbly girl thought mentally ill people were inclined to forgive and forget, which didn't seem like a wise assumption to make.
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
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Goofus

Goofus became wicked due to lack of corporal (of/to the body via Latin loan words) punishment as a kid. Goofus thought that it was okay for him/her to hit others, but that it was a crime for anyone to hit him/her because of Goofus's upbringing, though Goofus would always claim that he/she was hitting back or that it was self-defense no matter what if he/she knew that the right authority figures were watching or listening.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
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Reset button

Every 12 years went on before 2020 without anybody having to press a reset button.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
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Skills

Everybody has different skills and different weaknesses, so saying one person's skill is superor to another is wrong, even if it's a more difficult skill or one that took more time and work.
Sports and games aren't enjoyable when one person's skills are called superior to another, and really a judge disregards the efforts of both athletes by doing that (including the one that got the gold medal). Hopefully no athlete is in it to be better than others. Your skills take you where they take you, and that's it.
by The Original Agahnim August 06, 2021
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Closet introvert

Someone that isn't openly the introvert they really are. Someone that comes across as bold to people that don't know them well, and mouthy to people that knew them growing up.
The introvert seemed like a bold extrovert to people that didn't know her well growing up, that was certainly her image with them, and because she benefitted from it in many ways, she wasn't going to tell anyone that didn't know her well from growing up around her that she wasn't actually an extrovert at all, she was a closet introvert.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
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sideline

In sports, the people on the sideline don't get noticed, they're in the background.
Don't let the whining mollycoddle fool you, she got as much sports playing time as a kid as any other kid, her mother and father watched as many of her little league games as they did those of their male children, and she was the kind of person that liked attention so much she would try to walk over anybody she thought was weaker or more passive than her to get it. If you listened to her lies, you would think her mother and father didn't even notice her and that she had to do 10 times as much to prove she was just as worthy as a boy, when really the narrative is a means to an end, a way for her to keep getting the attention she was always accustomed to getting since birth because she was a bully (the kind that bullied due to too little discipline instead of too much). It's everyone around her that always had to prove that they were still worthy of anything once she arrived somewhere, it was everyone around her that had to prove they were not already obsolete, outdated, phased out, or useless (and ready for demolition). She was Buzz Lightyear, her mother's new flying toy. How could anyone not be obsolete when Buzz Lightyear came around? It mattered only to Buzz Lightyear who was on the sideline.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
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