Somebody that pretends to love people they don't really love and support things they don't really hold sacred, from LGBT rights, feminism, mental illness, and other causes to spiritual causes, all to promote an extraverted, sociable image that is not really them. Someone that tells a broad audience of people that don't know them well that they are one way, when really they are another when nobody is around.
The pretentious girl was introverted when nobody was around, but tried to make herself look extroverted and fun when there was an audience of her suckers she was trying to play around, as they were a path to power for her.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021
When someone is quick to have something to show (like pictures) for their peaks (the scuba diving trip, the yacht party, the rock climbing trip, the sky diving, the base jumping, the time they were on the jet skis, the skiing trip, and so on) to counter what they are usually like when not doing these "active" things (what they were like back in school before they had money, and who they still are deep down when nobody was watching their highlight reels).
A few people that knew him/her well could see right through his/her numerous highlight reels of adventure and daring, andhow he/she had benefitted from showing them to people to forge a path to success, a career ladder to step on/walk all over others.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
Your daughter saw Billy at the gym when she went to practice. He was there practicing too. It turned out she wasn't the only one that went to the gym to practice or study.
by The Original Agahnim September 04, 2021
She claimed to be a healer, but if her fringe beliefs that she was the true messiah were questioned, she could always fall back on science and claim to be a person of faith and science at the same time, whichever one people wouldn't question.
by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021
The color that's really driving many people if not most beneath the surface, no matter what they wanted to do when they grew up as a kid, or what they claim to be passionate about/experienced with/skilled at the age they are now. Red and blue, be it a political party (Democrat or Republican) or a gang (Bloods and Crips) is really just an afterthought for most people that seem to belong to it (part of the collective whole, the machine) on the surface.
Dollar signs are green no matter what political party or gang people claim to be affiliated with, and they are what many if not most people seem to want, what makes them tick or motivates them. Sometimes you don't even have to take something apart to know what is in it, it's already right in front of you.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
The bubbly girl was trying to offer and welcome people to somewhere and something that was never hers to offer or welcome anyone to, and never would be. She really thought she owned the place.
by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
Sign person- What are you going to do when it all works out?
Me- Oh you must mean when the instigator is gone for good and she's never coming back? Well, that's a peace I'll only know on the other side of her leaving, so it's happily ever after I've only read about. If I had a limited imagination, I'd tell you all that I will do then.
Me- Oh you must mean when the instigator is gone for good and she's never coming back? Well, that's a peace I'll only know on the other side of her leaving, so it's happily ever after I've only read about. If I had a limited imagination, I'd tell you all that I will do then.
by The Original Agahnim January 08, 2022