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Mistakes

How do you keep a decent idea or someone's best efforts from slipping away? If the wrong hands can record it (or have it recorded), they can copy it and turn it (into bullshit) against somebody in no time, then the wrong hands prevail again. They can do that with just about anything in life, and they can spin it a lot of different ways.
The football team wasn't pushovers last week, the wrong hands had to get something to steal/copy to turn them into the pushovers they said they were this week, but the football team had already forgotten that and was now focused on mistakes and what they did wrong again, trying to hold everyone but the wrong hands accountable, when really making mistakes is human. Perfection is for machines, and because they are made by humans, they make errors too every now and then.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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Wrong hands

The team is looking at their old coach or someone else as the enemy they're trying to identify, and meanwhile they're still getting played by the wrong hands like all other sides of it.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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Pushover

Someone that lets something or someone horrible slip away.
How could you be such a pushover and let something/someone as horrible as that slip away. You didn't appreciate what a horrible thing/person it was, and now it's not there.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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Questionable

If a white guy ploughed a car through a group of people, which has happened, he wouldn't get called a terrorist (Kyle Rittenhouse wasn't called a terrorist despite his actions), though he might get called racist if they were all black and not a mix of people. His actions would be questionable, but really what happened in Waukesha is the closest thing to equal freedom of movement as anybody has seen on TV in a while, though it certainly isn't good at it's worst, no matter what the person looks like. People are freaking out because they're not used to a black guy openly taking his rage out on white people, especially not more than one at one time.
Everything and everyone is questionable.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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Liquid birds/bees

The kinds of birds and bees that think marching or putting signs or posters everywhere is solidifying or hardening them.
The Liquid birds/bees claimed to be in solidarity with this cause or country or that cause or country, but really they were an enemy of anything that wasn't pro liquid birds/bees.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
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five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.
You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.
by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021
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Change

The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Bach von Hitler would root against a team every week only to be the one trying to dictate to them what they needed to change or improve on the next week, and how to do their jobs.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
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