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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Someone that is not who they say they are.
The poseur called the skyline of the state capital their skyline, (as she wasn't originally from the state capital, and it really was their skyline, the people originally from the state capital) but convienently neglected to call the skyline of the state's largest city their skyline too, (as she wasn't originally from the state's largest city either, and it really was their skyline, the people originally from the state's largest city) instead calling it "our" skyline to make herself appear to be less of an outsider to locals she was trying to walk all over by benefitting from being seen as one of their own (though she was not, she wasn't who she said she was).
Poseur by The Original Agahnim February 3, 2022
A whirlwind that intensifies into a storm.
It was just a dream that people would have to wake up from that a cyclone would blow away what was left of the wildfire of the coronavirus pestilence.
cyclone by The Original Agahnim February 3, 2022

Jim Jones 

The kind of guy that would be happy to see everyone he invited to his party, his circus, fall ill, or better yet dead (as would Bridget, the mouse living in his church encouraging outsiders to fight the locals for no reason).
Jim Jones was a boundless optimist, he was even optimistic about the bright future of the people he invited to Jonestown for his party/afterparty (his orgy) there. He was such a fun, exciting guy, not the kind of guy that would trample any rights people compromised or surrendered over to him, no way would he ever do something like that.
Jim Jones by The Original Agahnim February 3, 2022
That dude Big Puzz with the dreads is a mess after that dude Lil Jigsaw cut his life into tiny little pieces.
Puzz by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022

Bunny hops 

A hop that covers more ground than just jumping straight up.
That guy/girl did about 2-3 bunny hops down the stairwell to escape becoming a human bowling ball. It didn't help matters that there was always the same guy (a potential human bowling pin) welding right under the wooden stairwell, ready to "accidentally" catch the building on fire, if one person who's ass they wanted to beat so badly wasn't enough.
Bunny hops by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022

Naked Gun 33 1/3 

A movie that illustrates how full of shit and human at the same time a cop can be in a humorous manner.
Naked Gun 33 1/3 Fugitive Scene-

Inmate in seat behind cop driving prison bus- You pee pee head.

Cop driving prison bus (turns head around to look at inmate that called him pee pee head instead of at the road ahead)- You're the pee pee head.

Bus wrecks and gets stuck on train tracks just before the train comes, some of the inmates escape while many of them are killed instantly along with the cops still on board the bus.

Freedom fighters 

The people to take back your lives and communities from.
Once they had taken back their lives and communities from the freedom fighters led by the Jim Jones church mouse calling herself Bridget (the New York Irish mouse in American Tales), the people had jobs to go to once again, and their was no longer any new normal or tunnel with light at the end of it, their was only light to see (something besides her to look at).