1007 definitions by The Original Agahnim
You can see how it benefits Tonya Harding to have friends that will intervene in disputes between her and other people, but it's hard to see how any of these folks she calls friends benefit any from the relationship, or being known as Tonya Harding's friends. It seems like you'd be guilty by association if you had ties to Tonya Harding, and eople knew about it.
by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021
Martin Luther King is dead because he never woke up from his dream to fight. He believed in brotherhood, not in leadership. Saying he believed in leadership is like saying he was an instigator that believed in making wars for no reason when he was really about peace. Being about peace tends to get somebody killed.
People say Martin Luther King was about this and that every Martin Luther King Day now that he's not here to speak for himself, they try to speak for him, be his voice, and walk all over his casket in the process. At least the parades were a distraction from that.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
The team that hasn't been allowed to play ever since David Tepper became owner and took the team's spirit, showing some people that no matter how much money you have, even if it can buy you a winning team, there are things it can't buy. When there is a constant threat of guys losing their jobs if they don't meet a puppeteer's expectations, their life is being made beyond difficult, aand it's not a good way to stay focused on what you're doing (it's an ongoing distraction).
Some people miss the Cardiac cats and wonder if they're ever coming back, since they have been replaced by a lot of new uncertainty that wasn't there when Jerry Richardson was.
by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021
A satire/parody about the life of a white hip hop legend named B-Rad that lives in the basement of a mansion.
Don't you miss Malibu's Most Wanted?
by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021
Malibu's Most Wanted was one of the few movies that dared to look at things differently than Eminem or Vanilla Ice without being arrogant about it.
by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021
The kinds of birds and bees that think marching or putting signs or posters everywhere is solidifying or hardening them.
The Liquid birds/bees claimed to be in solidarity with this cause or country or that cause or country, but really they were an enemy of anything that wasn't pro liquid birds/bees.
by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021
The opposite of a cheetah.
It took the turtle most of the day to finish the race, but at least the turtle had no quit in him/her, even if it failed.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021