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The thing that one fish guy says in memes.
Me- Let's play Super Smash Bros!
Lag- helo
helo by The Neighbour's Kid May 27, 2020
Used instead of "shi*". To make stuff PG clean.
Me- *stubs my toe* SHOIT!!
Friend- holy shoit man it's bleeding!!
Me- OW WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Friend- oh shit I can see the bones and organs!!!!!!
Me- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? GET ME IN A HOSPITAL!!AFAHPUSJ
Friend- AIGHT IM GOIN ALRIGHT???
shoit by The Neighbour's Kid May 27, 2020

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Every single keyboard letter with shift and alt.
me- *is bored*
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Lack Bograss- Sometime One Year Ago I Asked You- What is your favourite way of shaving a tabby cat? Here are your answers (worse or best) Welcome to STOYAIAY!
people- With a shaving cream and a shave machine
Lack Bograss- fair enough

Pinguino 

A penguin but taller, stronger and has more girls. He's also rich and steals your pocket money every day on your way to Artic College™. He works for the best companies that give him first-class flights to wherever he needs to be just by asking.

His name is usually Brendon or Darryl, Charles or Freck. He has a Scottish accent but says the notorious "g'day mate" from Australia for some reason. He's really buff and has multiple world records of fastest runner, strongest penguin and the face of Antartica. His mom gives him the privilege to scream in his mic without a problem when playing Fortnite and stream-sniping Ninja. So basically, the penguin everyone wants to be.
Happy Feet penguin- oh no here comes Brendon!
Brendon- wheres the money jerk nut?
Happy Feet penguin- in my ass mother******!
Brendon- oh yeah? *puts his hand in his ass*
Brendon- haha I found it. later nerd!
Happy Feet penguin- what a jerk pinguino.

AFAHPUSJ 

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me- My items are gonna despawn!!
also me- Get there AFAHPUSJ!!!
my friend who helps me- ok ok jeez
Used in the internet alongside "kkkkkkkk" and "hahaha". You see it mostly in Minecraft when someone dies or just is acting funny. But technically no because it is classified as "insulting". Still usable doe.
me- look at bajunkerpatooie he just died to a common revolver!
dudes1-50- skrskrskrskrskrksrksrks
dude who died- oh no here we go again
skrs by The Neighbour's Kid May 20, 2020