Chicken Jockey: A very obscure sex act done after a solemn occasion. This is a form of necrophilia typically done by digging up a rotten course, and dressing yourself in a chicken suit. Beforehand, you must say the obligatory “CHICKEN JOCKEY,” and proceed to have it ride your schlong. This can be done with the help of another person to move said corpse, or through proper positioning and having the corpse lie down on you during the act. Once finished, you carry the nut-filled corpse on your back and run around thrashing into innocent civilians, similar to a chicken jockey.
After everyone left the funeral, Sam couldn’t bear to look at the grave anymore, and dug it up to do the Chicken Jockey.
by The Muntologist July 09, 2025
I walked into the bathroom after John left, and it looks like he was Steveing It for a good 40 minutes.
by The Muntologist July 10, 2025
An intense sexual act where two big black men wearing a turquoise shirt and blue jeans walk into a sauna with you, turn off the lights, and proceed to ride you double cowgirl style at lightning speeds while saying “The Nether” repeatedly. This replicates the intense heat and low visibility of the nether, as a black man will both be sitting on your face as you navigate the inner workings of his asshole, and another will be riding your chicken. Once finished, a Molotov cocktail will be inserted into your rectum and ignited. Because the unbearable heat may lead to heat stroke, it is often followed by a Water Bucket Release in order to cool off, while also extinguishing your scorching testicles.
Ex. Aydin walked into the sauna after swimming, but two black dudes walked into and turned off the lights. Judging by the explosion, they must have hit him with The Nether.
by The Muntologist July 08, 2025
A finishing blow to end off an intimate sex session. This first begins as sexual intercourse while wearing a turquoise shirt and jeans. When you’re about to buss, immediately jump up into the air as you yell “Water Bucket Release!” at the top of your lungs, and begin expelling every bodily fluid possible onto your partner as you land on them. This includes semen, saliva, snot, urine, blood, sweat, tears, vomit, and possibly even breast milk. If the following are done all at once, please get some fucking help.
Ex. Ryan came home furious after failing his muntology quiz, so I hit him with a Water Bucket Release to help him cool off. He seemed much better.
by The Muntologist July 09, 2025
The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.
For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.
by The Muntologist May 04, 2025
Invincing It: A modern day form of cock and ball torture. It is a sexual act in which a young man wearing a yellow suit gets on top of another man, and proceeds to headbutt the other man’s cock harder than EDP445 at the sight of cupcakes, while repeatedly saying “I’m Invincing It.” This is done until the other man’s testicles are wrung dry of any and all semen. It often gets quite brutal due to repeated headbutts, resulting in a pair of ruptured testicles, an injured pelvic bone, or a misaligned penis if the headbutts are not aimed properly.
Ex. Ezra was getting bored of our sex sessions lately, so I threw on my yellow suit, jumped onto him, and started Invincing It. He only lasted 30 seconds!
by The Muntologist July 09, 2025
A sex act where a dozen Asian men urinate on you while running around you in a circle. The men will often run at high speeds (Mach 2) which results in what seems to be a yellow tornado from the outside. If done correctly, the intense angular momentum combined with their rotational pissing will allow them to achieve liftoff for a short time, carrying you in the process. This is typically only successful due to its immense surprise factor, and lasts a short time due to their limited bladders and small penis’s.
When David finally arrived in Japan, he was surprised with a Mach Tornado from men who looked very much like women.
by The Muntologist July 08, 2025