The Muntologist's definitions
An intense sexual act where two big black men wearing a turquoise shirt and blue jeans walk into a sauna with you, turn off the lights, and proceed to ride you double cowgirl style at lightning speeds while saying “The Nether” repeatedly. This replicates the intense heat and low visibility of the nether, as a black man will both be sitting on your face as you navigate the inner workings of his asshole, and another will be riding your chicken. Once finished, a Molotov cocktail will be inserted into your rectum and ignited. Because the unbearable heat may lead to heat stroke, it is often followed by a Water Bucket Release in order to cool off, while also extinguishing your scorching testicles.
Ex. Aydin walked into the sauna after swimming, but two black dudes walked into and turned off the lights. Judging by the explosion, they must have hit him with The Nether.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the The Nethermug. Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.
When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the The Falcon Punchmug. The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.
For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.
by The Muntologist May 4, 2025
Get the The Mickey Mouse Munthousemug. Invincing It: A modern day form of cock and ball torture. It is a sexual act in which a young man wearing a yellow suit gets on top of another man, and proceeds to headbutt the other man’s cock harder than EDP445 at the sight of cupcakes, while repeatedly saying “I’m Invincing It.” This is done until the other man’s testicles are wrung dry of any and all semen. It often gets quite brutal due to repeated headbutts, resulting in a pair of ruptured testicles, an injured pelvic bone, or a misaligned penis if the headbutts are not aimed properly.
Ex. Ezra was getting bored of our sex sessions lately, so I threw on my yellow suit, jumped onto him, and started Invincing It. He only lasted 30 seconds!
by The Muntologist July 9, 2025
Get the Invincing Itmug. A rather vicious sex act in which a man throws someone into the air with one arm. Afterwards, the man will jump in to the air and yell “AETHER” before 69’ing the other person while somersaulting in midair. The person in the air will be facing up as they fall to the floor, and the man will likely have busted on their face by the time they hit the ground. The impact of this may send them far away on landing, however.
by The Muntologist July 23, 2025
Get the Great Aethermug. A sexual act in which one man gets on top of the other, the older man preferably on top (typically a large age gap) and whispers, “I’m so lonely.” After this, he begins to “Conquest” the individual on the bottom. This is listed in the Urban dictionary as “the act of giving into intercourse after being harried it under duress but not by brute force” (Richard Black), however brute force may be applied when Conquesting It, until the submissive man is standing ready for the dominant man’s arrival, like a worm. This is typically also done for Viltrum.
Luke thought he was better than me since his competitive Jerkmate tier is higher, so I proved him wrong by aggressively Conquesting It.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the Conquesting Itmug. A sex act where a dozen Asian men urinate on you while running around you in a circle. The men will often run at high speeds (Mach 2) which results in what seems to be a yellow tornado from the outside. If done correctly, the intense angular momentum combined with their rotational pissing will allow them to achieve liftoff for a short time, carrying you in the process. This is typically only successful due to its immense surprise factor, and lasts a short time due to their limited bladders and small penis’s.
When David finally arrived in Japan, he was surprised with a Mach Tornado from men who looked very much like women.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the Mach Tornadomug.