slogger

Word used when playing a ball based game (Usually base ball. Its what your stereotypical coach says after you've hit the ball too far, usually just sounds a bit cheesy.

Guy - *Wollops ball*
Coach - Woah that was a slogger!

by The Koaladude September 10, 2005

benefit fraud

Benefit fraud is when someone lies to get benefit. This includes people who are:

* not reporting they are living together as man and wife
* not reporting income or capital
* not reporting when they are living abroad
* providing a false address
* not reporting other benefits or sources of income

Tax Collecter - Its £50 if you have income and £20 if your unemployed? Are you employed?

Guy - Errr... No and I'm not commiting Benefit fraud either.

by The Koaladude September 18, 2005

cockfuckwankerbastard

What you say to someone if they've made you angry beyond all belief.

Guy - What!! You slept with my wife threw a pig at my car and shoved explosives in toilet!
Guy #2 - Yes.
Guy - Why you cockfuckwankerbastard!

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

Londinium

What old people and romans call the captital of England instead of it's proper name (london).

Roman - I'm going to Londinium to watch a footy match

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

andrew gower

The creator of runescape.
Probably has no life, But I'm guessing he's made alot of money.

Chris - OMG OMG! I'm gunna see Andrew Gower this weekend! he created Runescape you know!

Andy - Nerd...

by The Koaladude December 28, 2005

zanta

Zanta - Is evil santa, like christ and anti-christ.
He has a black suite and eats kids instead of giving them prezzies.

Andy - Look what Zanta brought my lil bro for Christmas!

by The Koaladude September 27, 2005

Sim City

A PC video game where you take the place of a mayor and try to build your city to be the best it can - Without any villagers complaining.

Guy - Hey You wanna play on Sim City tonight?
Guy 2# - Yeah O.K.

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005