Grandfather

The person who turns you into a man and makes sure you aren't in bad health.

My grandfather is the older version of a badass role model who won't take shit from anybody.

by The Jester of Madness! September 21, 2015

Pedophile

Someone who likes fucking innocent children and, in some cases, killing them.

That pedophile is a sadistic whore who's going straight to hell!

by The Jester of Madness! September 27, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A website full of...well...you're on it right now, nitwit! Anyways, it's a place full of sex-ridden bigots.

God........SO MANY PORNAGRAPHIC DEFINITIONS!!!!

That my friend, is the Urban Dictionary!

by The Jester of Madness! October 01, 2015

Doctor

The man who makes sure you living and in perfect health. They work 24/7 and save people's lives and what do they get? Hate

Doctor, thank you so much for giving me my life back! *tear swells up in eye*

by The Jester of Madness! September 20, 2015

Shit hit the fan

An expression that which a horrible disaster or something big has happened, or just going out of control

When I heard that loud thud of the boat exploding, I knew shit hit the fan.

by The Jester of Madness! September 26, 2015

Sadist

Someone who enjoys seeing others in pain.

I'm 100% concerned that, I, am a sadist...

by The Jester of Madness! September 27, 2015

Harbinger

One that announces the coming or arrival of something/someone.

The Blood Moon...the Harbinger of the end times.

by The Jester of Madness! September 22, 2015