Definitions by The Jester of Madness!

Urban Dictionary 

A website full of...well...you're on it right now, nitwit! Anyways, it's a place full of sex-ridden bigots.

God........SO MANY PORNAGRAPHIC DEFINITIONS!!!!

That my friend, is the Urban Dictionary!

Urban Dictionary by The Jester of Madness! November 17, 2015

Pedophile 

Someone who likes fucking innocent children and, in some cases, killing them.

That pedophile is a sadistic whore who's going straight to hell!

Pedophile by The Jester of Madness! November 11, 2015

Sadist 

Someone who enjoys seeing others in pain.

I'm 100% concerned that, I, am a sadist...

Sadist by The Jester of Madness! November 11, 2015

Shit hit the fan

An expression that which a horrible disaster or something big has happened, or just going out of control

When I heard that loud thud of the boat exploding, I knew shit hit the fan.

Shit hit the fan by The Jester of Madness! November 10, 2015

Harbinger 

One that announces the coming or arrival of something/someone.

The Blood Moon...the Harbinger of the end times.

Harbinger by The Jester of Madness! November 5, 2015

Grandfather 

The person who turns you into a man and makes sure you aren't in bad health.

My grandfather is the older version of a badass role model who won't take shit from anybody.

Grandfather by The Jester of Madness! November 4, 2015

Doctor 

The man who makes sure you living and in perfect health. They work 24/7 and save people's lives and what do they get? Hate

Doctor, thank you so much for giving me my life back! *tear swells up in eye*

Doctor by The Jester of Madness! November 2, 2015