The Jax's definitions

Hubert Denied

When an adolescent girl who goes to private or catholic school is required to wear tights, pantyhose, or knee socks as part of their school uniform and wears socks under them when dressed for school.

This term originated because girls that attend St Hubert Catholic High School For Girls in Philadelphia would wear Adidas Sandals going to and from school where guys would look at their feet hoping to see their toes when infact they were wearing socks and were denied that privilege. This term is now widely used by guys in the Philadelphia and Southern NJ area.

Dude I was at Dunkin Donuts at Cottman and Torresdale this morning picking up some breakfast on my way to work. All these girls came in from that school across the street and they were wearing adidas sandals. I wanted to see their feet but when I looked down I was Hubert Denied because those bitches were wearing socks under their tights. What the hell is that about??

by The Jax August 5, 2009

Foot Fetish Driving Signs

When a male with a foot fetish, usually of younger girls, takes pieces of paper and writes on them with black magic marker, making a sign. The signs usually pertains to requests such as "Put your feet on the dashboard" or "take off your shoes" or "You have nice feet". Other messages vary depending on the person's creativity and their taste. The male then puts these signs in their car. When driving, the male shows these signs to girls in other cars, most usually passengers. When the male shows the signs, the female will sometimes comply to the request.

I made a new copy of Foot Fetish Driving Signs because the first ones weren't as easy to read.

by The Jax May 20, 2007

Neighborly Driveway Toilet

When an individual drinks certain things, like juice, so they have to go to the bathroom to poop. That individual, begins to hold it while waiting in their neighbor's driveway while their neighbor is not home. When the neighbor is coming down the street in their car, the individual drops their pants and squats with their butt facing the street. As the neighbor tries to pull in the driveway, the individual deficates publicly on the driveway in front of the neighbor and whoever else is watching, then pulls up their pants, and walks back to their house, never looking back.

My neighbor has these barking dogs they let out all hours of the night as well as their teenage sons with their loud exausts and boom boxes. I decided use to their driveway as a Neighborly Driveway Toilet and I think they got the point.

by The Jax May 2, 2007

Felony Fuck Friend

an underage Fuck Friend, which may or may not be related, where having consentual sexual intercourse and/or consentual sexual relations with that person is considered a felony by either federal or local law.

I just got home from work and my Felony Fuck Friend called and said she should be home from school shortly. Its not right but what can ya do?

by The Jax April 19, 2007

Cock Anger

When a male in private is masturbating and other people occupying the same residence or workplace are walking around and talking so loudly the person masturbating can hear them and that person is unable to obtain an orgasm successfully. Because of this the penis starts to get sore, they get blue balls, their blood presure and heart rate raises, and they get very extremely angry and frustrated.

Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.

I was in the bathroom masturbating and I got Cock Anger cuz my mom kept walking around and talking on the phone. She needs to plant her ass in a chair and get off the phone!

by The Jax April 19, 2007

Flip Flop Delco Cock Bitch

When a Caucasian girl or girls between the ages of 11 and 19 wearing flips flops, softee shorts, and a top that reveals a lot of cleavage, walk the streets by themselves or with friends during all hours of the days and night in Delaware County, Pennsylvania. These girls have a knack for being street smart and will punch you in the face if you stop and try and mack it to them. Plus they usually smoke cigarettes and are in favor of rap music and African American men. Known for abusing drugs over other friends houses, getting drunk, and mooching off of others for food and free rides in exchange for sexual favors.

I was driving down Chester Pike (Rt 13) in Norwood and seen that Flip Flop Delco Cock Bitch walking with her friends. I don't want any of that. She would have the biggest attitude and would probably steal all my money when I am not looking.

by The Jax August 5, 2009

Devine Offering Position

When a barefoot but clothed girl between ages 11 and 25 with pretty feet and legs puts herself in a non-sexual position, either sitting on the floor or in a chair, where she puts her feet up, bringing her knees to her chest and her heels to her butt, in a way that it looks like she is presenting her feet to another male. Almost 100% of girls who put themelves in this position are doing so to feel comfortable. Most male who have feet and leg fetishes for younger girls called this position by this name and find it arousing.

I was over a friend's house. After dinner we sat on the floor with his family and talked. My friend's younger sister was barefoot and put herself in a Devine Offering Position. She had no idea I was turned on and I wanted to play with her feet so bad!

by The Jax April 19, 2007