Definitions by The Hero7

Peanut Butter Princess 

The act of spreading peanut on one’s vagina and training their dog to lick it off.

Everyone thought Janice was very sweet and attractive until word got out that during a slumber party she got out the Skippy, called her dog and claimed her title of Peanut Butter Princess.

Peanut Butter Princess by The Hero7 November 6, 2021

Lava Load 

When the mans ejaculate is so hot it causes 3rd degree burns on the skin.

Lady: Wow Joe blew his Lava Load over my chest last night. Now I have blisters on my tits.

Lava Load by The Hero7 March 24, 2021

Tard Temps 

A temp service that only hires the retarded for menial tasks and or personal amusement.

I set up an obstacle course in my back yard. I’m going to call Tard Temps and have them send over a couple goofy mongoloids to send through it while we drink beers and laugh.

Tard Temps by The Hero7 March 2, 2019

ran it down her throat 

A not very romantic way to describe oral sex between a man and a woman.

My girlfriend said she wasn’t in the mood to have sex so I ran it down her throat and went to sleep.

ran it down her throat by The Hero7 September 14, 2018

chowed on her 

The act of performing oral sex on a lady’s vagina or anus.

Hey man I picked up this chick at the bar last night . I chowed on her before I banged her. She must have had a yeast infection cause now my face is all itchy

chowed on her by The Hero7 December 19, 2017

Novelty sex 

When you do a chick for the sake doin' weird.

Man. I did a one-legged midget chick last night. Not my type, but you know, novelty sex.

Novelty sex by The Hero7 July 23, 2017