The Grimm Reaper's definitions

owl's head

To give a blowjob with big googly eyes.

Sheila gave the Congressman Owl's Head in the wine bar's bathroom, and he got off, looking down at her big, googly eyes.

by The Grimm Reaper January 25, 2014

pine tar necklace

When a cheating baseball pitcher ejaculates on your chest.

Michael Pineda may have blown the save, but his girlfriend didn't complain when he gave her a pine tar necklace.

by The Grimm Reaper April 29, 2014

Chlamydia Shorts

Skanky, ripped, short shorts that signify a woman is morally loose and likely an incubator of a sexually-transmitted disease, especially chlamydia.

That party was full of slutty chicks, rocking their chlamydia shorts and spray-tans.

by The Grimm Reaper June 19, 2014

Staten Island Sauna

The phenomenon that occurs when someone drops a smelly fart during a hot shower.

My wife always complains when I fart in the shower because she says I turn the bathroom into a Staten Island Sauna.

by The Grimm Reaper February 12, 2015

Circular Fart Fetish

The pleasure one obtains when one farts while passing through revolving doors, and then watching for that moment when other people pass through the same doors, smell the captured fart in the compartment, and react to the gift that keeps on giving. Similar to Linear Fart Fetish, when one farts at the bottom of an escalator and then turns around to watch people below as they pass through the invisible cloud of odor.

Wilfred could entertain himself for hours, indulging his circular fart fetish, by passing gas in the revolving doors at work, then watching from the sidewalk as his co-workers got caught in an endless cycle of his noxious contributions.

by The Grimm Reaper July 22, 2018

Tofu Scramble

A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."

Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.

**or**

When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.

by The Grimm Reaper May 30, 2018

Beerdega

A corner store in a large city that, aside from regular items, has a surprisingly large and diverse selection of craft beer.

Seth went to the beerdega around the corner from his apartment in Brooklyn to buy a couple of lottery tickets and ended up leaving with several four-packs of new IPA releases.

by The Grimm Reaper September 26, 2020