Definitions by The Grimm Reaper
Glaze the Salmon
Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.
Glaze the Salmon by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022
Zoombeerun
Erik went on a zoombeerun to a nearby bottle shop while fielding a barrage of suggestions for craft beer from the other aficionados on his zoom call. In accordance with local laws, everyone was wearing pants.
Zoombeerun by The Grimm Reaper December 30, 2020
Salt Lake City Layover
A sexual act, preferably unique to Utah (see "soaking") that occurs in a brief moment while passing through Salt Lake City.
Captain Beerhound, a airline pilot, had a brief, unsatisfying hook-up with a flight attendant in the Delta Sky Club during a Salt Lake City Layover. He later learned that what he had experienced was"soaking," a custom quite popular among some religious folk in Ski City, USA.
Salt Lake City Layover by The Grimm Reaper December 20, 2020
Beerdega
A corner store in a large city that, aside from regular items, has a surprisingly large and diverse selection of craft beer.
Seth went to the beerdega around the corner from his apartment in Brooklyn to buy a couple of lottery tickets and ended up leaving with several four-packs of new IPA releases.
Beerdega by The Grimm Reaper September 26, 2020
Circular Fart Fetish
The pleasure one obtains when one farts while passing through revolving doors, and then watching for that moment when other people pass through the same doors, smell the captured fart in the compartment, and react to the gift that keeps on giving. Similar to Linear Fart Fetish, when one farts at the bottom of an escalator and then turns around to watch people below as they pass through the invisible cloud of odor.
Wilfred could entertain himself for hours, indulging his circular fart fetish, by passing gas in the revolving doors at work, then watching from the sidewalk as his co-workers got caught in an endless cycle of his noxious contributions.
Circular Fart Fetish by The Grimm Reaper July 22, 2018
Tofu Scramble
A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."
Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.
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When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.
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When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.
Tofu Scramble by The Grimm Reaper May 30, 2018
Staten Island Sauna
My wife always complains when I fart in the shower because she says I turn the bathroom into a Staten Island Sauna.
Staten Island Sauna by The Grimm Reaper February 12, 2015