The Great Rando's definitions

71

69 with two fingers shoved up your ass.

I did 71 with the lil lady last night and boy did that bitch squeal.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

cockfight

A masturbating contest.

She married me because I won the cockfight.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

politician

A dirty thieving cocksucker.

That Reggie is a fucking politician.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

piece of pork

The penis, especially mine.

If a dog is man's best friend, my piece of pork is woman's best friend.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

penis noggin

A more polite way to call someone a dickhead.

Good sir, I am sorry to say you are in fact a penis noggin.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

bitchcraft

The art of being a bitch.

Hillary Clinton is well-versed in the ways of bitchcraft.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

Pussy Patrol

A group of men (and sometimes women) who go around looking for fresh vaginas in which to stick various objects.

Fathers, lock up your daughters; the Pussy Patrol is on the move!

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002