The Grammar Nazi's definitions

no way

Emphatically not.

Person 1: Hey, I'm gonna go freebase while getting an intimate piercing and then get a glass bottomed boat from a pachyderm. You coming?

Person 2: No way!

by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004

><>

Christian. This is the ASCII representation of the Jesus fish.

You're going out with WHO?? I thought he was all ><>.

by The Grammar Nazi February 21, 2003

chick

n. A girl.

Chick is not necessarily derogatory, however many women find it offensive because of its flippant nature.

Did you see that chick? She waved at me.

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

veepstakes

The process a candidate for president goes through to choose a running mate. It's a portmanteau word combining the colloquial pronunciation of VP as "veep" and sweepstakes.

The winner of the veepstakes is awarded the honor of being trashed in the media for the next 5 months.

A: Who should Obama pick for VP?
B: I sure hope Brian Schweitzer wins the veepstakes!

by The Grammar Nazi June 6, 2008

bling bling

n. Cash money. Scrilla. Dough. Legal tender.

I'ma go down to Wells Fargo and withdraw some bling bling.

by The Grammar Nazi November 13, 2001

shotgun

The front seat of a car which is not the driver's seat.

I called not bitch first, so i get shotgun.

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001

bragable

adj. Something that is able to be bragged about.

Mark's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable.

by The Grammar Nazi November 4, 2002