The Grammar Nazi's definitions

BYODKM

Bring Your Own Display, Keyboard and Mouse. Describes a computer that's just a CPU.

Apple's new Mac Mini

by The Grammar Nazi January 11, 2005

comeback

n. A response to an insult.

I can never come up with good comebacks; now is no exception.

by The Grammar Nazi February 20, 2002

IM

n. An instant message. IM does not imply the use of either AIM or ICQ.

v. To send someone an instant message.

Did you get my IM?

My sister IMed me last night.

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

RSN

Acronym for "Real Soon Now". Often used as a sarcastic remark to describe something that's late.

Microsoft promises Windows stability RSN.

by The Grammar Nazi January 10, 2002

delouse

v. To remove unwanted items from a culinary creation.

Crap! I forgot to ask for no tomatoes. Guess I'll just have to delouse my burger.

by The Grammar Nazi January 4, 2002

cum

1. n. Semen
2. v. To orgasm

Usage Note: the word is spelled with a 'u' to differentiate it from 'come,' which has a... cleaner definition.

I just got some spam inviting me to "cum here." Is there a double meaning here???

by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001

queaf

n. The release of air from the vagina; a pussy-fart.

All right, who queafed??

by The Grammar Nazi December 13, 2001