jacked

v. 1. To be messed up. Usually used with "up".
2. To get the short end of the proverbial stick.

I jacked up my hand playing baseball.

You only got 2/10 on that assignment? You got jacked!

by The Grammar Nazi December 10, 2001

BYOM

Bring Your Own Meat

i.e. It's a vegetarian party.

Partee at Aaron's place! BYOM.

by The Grammar Nazi June 20, 2002

fundie

A fundamentalist; a Christian whose ideas are completely in-line with church dogma. Fundies, for the most part, do not think for themselves, and are often frighteningly evangelical.

Synonymous with Jimmy.

This school is CRAWLING with fundies!

by The Grammar Nazi October 29, 2001

chick

n. A girl.

Chick is not necessarily derogatory, however many women find it offensive because of its flippant nature.

Did you see that chick? She waved at me.

by The Grammar Nazi December 03, 2001

Hoodie Theory

The hypothesis that men automatically become more attractive when wearing a hoodie.

Look at that guy over there! The Hoodie Theory in action...

by The Grammar Nazi November 14, 2001

jobjob

n. A real job, typically the first job one gets upon leaving school. The repetition is to distinguish it from a mere job, which most college students have had a number of by the time they graduate. This is no internship, co-op or part-time barista position: this is honest to God employment. (With a dental plan.)

I'm graduating in June and I've really begun looking for a jobjob in earnest.

by The Grammar Nazi April 30, 2004

me-time

A euphemism for masturbation

Today was busy. And by busy, I mean I didn't get any me-time. And by me-time I mean that I have not yet gotten to slap the salami.

by The Grammar Nazi June 21, 2001