biff

v. To mess something up, specifically a physical activity.

I was coming down the mountain on my snowboard when I biffed.

by The Grammar Nazi December 03, 2001

jobjob

n. A real job, typically the first job one gets upon leaving school. The repetition is to distinguish it from a mere job, which most college students have had a number of by the time they graduate. This is no internship, co-op or part-time barista position: this is honest to God employment. (With a dental plan.)

I'm graduating in June and I've really begun looking for a jobjob in earnest.

by The Grammar Nazi April 30, 2004

turd cutter

n. Ass, Booty, behind.

From the movie "Glory Daze".

She's got a nice turd cutter on her.

by The Grammar Nazi December 03, 2001

vault

n. The place you put other people's secrets.

I'll tell you, but you've got to put it in the vault.

That's vaultular information, by the way. Mum's the word!

by The Grammar Nazi December 13, 2001

odorifice

The nose. Odor + orifice = odorifice!

Well, crap. It looks like I broke my odorifice.

by The Grammar Nazi September 25, 2003

present haunches

v. A command to raise one's rear in preparation for entry.

I love you so much, baby. Present haunches! GOOD girl!

by The Grammar Nazi December 04, 2001

j/k

abbr. Just kidding.

I'm gay. J/k!

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001