relationship porn

Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.

MTV's Undressed is relationship porn.

by The Grammar Nazi October 16, 2001

nummers

adj. Good-tasting, yummy.

That Annie's Mac and Cheese was nummers!

by The Grammar Nazi January 11, 2002

cop out

n. An excuse designed to shirk responsibility.

Don't say you need to aaronize. That's just a cop out.

by The Grammar Nazi December 04, 2001

shame shield

A partition placed between two standalone urinals to allow pissing without letting it all hang out.

The trough didn't have any shame shields and I was afraid I'd get pee shy, so I held it until after the show.

by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004

FWB

"Friends With Benefits"
When two people aren't officially going out but have sex anyway. Compare with fuck buddy.

My roommate's not with her anymore. They're FWB now.

by The Grammar Nazi February 17, 2002

candy

A man's genitals.

From "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil"

"I don't want my new boyfriend to know about my candy. You know, my tootsie roll."

by The Grammar Nazi November 11, 2002

veto

To summarily dismiss a suggestion of something to do/eat/listen to/etc. Ususally used when the suggestion is distateful to the vetoer.

Yeah, I'm going to have to veto the Britney Spears.

by The Grammar Nazi November 16, 2001