Definitions by The Grammar Nazi

LTR 

On craigslist, an acronym for Long-Term Relationship.

Enough of this single crap, I'm ready for an LTR.

LTR by The Grammar Nazi January 5, 2002

delouse 

v. To remove unwanted items from a culinary creation.

Crap! I forgot to ask for no tomatoes. Guess I'll just have to delouse my burger.

delouse by The Grammar Nazi January 4, 2002

Googling 

v. To look for information about something using Google.

I know he lives in MI because that's where the radio station on his shirt is from. (I did a little Googling.)

Googling by The Grammar Nazi January 4, 2002

near beer 

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

Near beer is the worst of both worlds: all the shitty taste of beer, and none of the fun!

near beer by The Grammar Nazi January 3, 2002

skid mark 

n. Poo poo stain in the seat of one's underpants.

I don't wipe; I've learned to live with the skid mark.

skid mark by The Grammar Nazi December 19, 2001

teabagging

v. To lower one's scrotum into another's mouth.

Person 1: I want to try teabagging.
Person 2: You mean, you want ME to try teabagging...

teabagging by The Grammar Nazi December 19, 2001

fuck buddy

n. A sex partner to whom you have no special attachment. A person you occasionally have sex with who is not your S.O.

A fuck buddy is similar to a friend with benefits.

Person 1: So your girlfriend's coming over?
Person 2: She's not my girlfriend. We're just fuck buddies.

fuck buddy by The Grammar Nazi December 15, 2001