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Prescott Prayer Chapel

There are two Prescott Prayer Chapels (PPC). The first one was dedicated in 1972 and demolished in 2015. The second one was dedicated in 2018. The first PPC, the 1972-2015 version, was the butt of an old Urban Dictionary joke. What both have in common is their purpose (house of prayer) and the fact that PLNU students write prayers on sheets of paper that they leave for others to appreciate.
"When there is nothing left to do, one must pray. When one has no other place to pray, one prays at Prescott Prayer Chapel. Unfortunately, it is not a clean and neat little monument rather than the shabby all inviting shack it has replaced. God help me!"
by The Goodman Scholar October 27, 2020
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Ben Shapiro

A reactionary pundit whose career began whith two books he published before he turned 22. A brief list of his activities include being editor in chief at Breitbart News, co-founding Truth Revolt, and hosting The Morning Answer. Now he whines on the Ben Shapiro Show and The Daily Wire over how most Americans are not enthusiastic about civil law being based on fundamentalist theology.
The gay couple were enjoying a romantic date over pork chops until an observing Ben Shapiro called their choice in diet worthy of capital punishment.
by The Goodman Scholar April 29, 2023
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Nietzsche

A 19th century German -speaking philosopher, philologist, and composer known among American academics as a cultural critic and forerunner to psychology while known among whiny high school students as a radical atheist.
Who would have foreseen a paper on Nietzsche as the greatest atheist would receive a failing grade? Only someone who actually reads up on the topic.
by The Goodman Scholar July 2, 2016
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Philosophy

An activity concerning the inquiry of knowledge that we still use to get dates with nerds we otherwise have no respect for.
I wasn't sure it would work, but when I told that nerd I was in a philosophy class about Sartre, she squealed like a pig for me.
by The Goodman Scholar May 24, 2016
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Social Justice Warriors

Fat whiners who lack any competence in STEM fields and use it as an excuse to gripe about the "patriarchy" without providing a sound definition for it.
"If you want to be an effective member in society, join the police. If you want to look like a purple haired slug, become one of those Social Justice Warriors. Trust me, the two are very different."
by The Goodman Scholar September 2, 2016
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Fat

That nice layer of insulation and energy most of us let get out of hand.
"I'm not saying your fat, I'm saying you forgot to make an energy withdraw."
by The Goodman Scholar July 2, 2016
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Mermaid

1) A mythological creature with the upper body (usually from the waist to head) of a woman and a fishtail instead of legs.
2) A female professional swimmer (usually for water ballet)
3) An extremely gorgeous woman who oozes sexuality while making it clear she's unavailable.
By wrapping their legs with a scale embroidered blanket and adding fin like decorations, a cute lady can make herself seems like a mermaid.
by The Goodman Scholar December 24, 2023
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