The Fairy Sesh Mother's definitions
n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.
Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!
John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!
Steve: You & me both!
John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!
Steve: You & me both!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 29, 2020
Get the Corona Cockmug. n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...
Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;
Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!
Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!
Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!
Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 14, 2020
Get the Bedwoodmug. v, Interrogation Station is a verb for the police station. A place you are taken for questioning for being a naughty cunt & getting caught. If your in the Interrogation Station you've been huckled matey.
Dale was caught dealing all sorts of drugs & the police had him in for a little chat. They took him to the Interrogation Station.
Dale "I don't know anything about the stash you found!"
Officer "Dale pal just tell us who the gear belonged to?"
Dale "I don't know anything about the stash you found!"
Officer "Dale pal just tell us who the gear belonged to?"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 3, 2022
Get the Interrogation Stationmug. A phrase used by a man who is about to shoot his load all over his woman's face in the heat of passion. A head shot can either be left on her face as a gift of sexual gratification or deposited in her mouth like unborn baby food.
Damion & Jo were at it like rabbits in the spring.
Damion: "Oh baby im going to give you a head shot"
Jo: "aim shoot & score baby!"
Damion: "Oh baby im going to give you a head shot"
Jo: "aim shoot & score baby!"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother June 3, 2021
Get the Head Shotmug. ph; Phrase to describe mutal consent to partake in a gang bang.
They all granted a Consensual Consensus before the gang bang started.
They all granted a Consensual Consensus before the gang bang started.
Sarah agreed to take part in a Consensual Consensus before the gang bang started.
The 6 men involved also gave Consensual Consensus.
The 6 men involved also gave Consensual Consensus.
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 8, 2020
Get the Consensual Consensusmug. d; Descriptive word. Gingerism is a derogatory word used to describe someone who has ginger hair. If you call someone a ginger to slag them off for their hair colour, you are guilty of Gingerism.
Be kind to gingers.
Be kind to gingers.
Tam stopped Jo in the high street to point out a red head & said "look at that ginger guy, gingers have no soul." Tam was guilty of Gingerism.
Tam is a gingerphobe, hes guilty of gingerism.
Tam is a gingerphobe, hes guilty of gingerism.
by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 11, 2019
Get the Gingerismmug. n, a noun for the aftershave that can only be found in the country of Israel. Jadore Lior is a scent by the famous Jewish journalist Lior Stein.
Shaun bought Lior a gift.
Shaun "Lior i have a gift for you its a 100ml bottle of Jadore Lior
Lior "Omg Shaun your too kind! Thanks so much!
Shaun "Lior i have a gift for you its a 100ml bottle of Jadore Lior
Lior "Omg Shaun your too kind! Thanks so much!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 22, 2021
Get the Jadore Liormug.