Corona Cock

n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!

John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!

Steve: You & me both!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 29, 2020

Trouser Truffles

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers

Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 07, 2023

Kecstacy

Kecstacy is a combination of mixing ketamine with ecstasy its some buzz highly recommend by trippers everywhere was invented by The Fairy Sesh Mother & Amber

The Fairy Sesh Mother "Amber fancy a night in kecstacy?"
Amber "fuck yes that's a plan batsman

by The Fairy Sesh Mother June 05, 2023

Psychic Head Twin

n, A psychic head twin is someone who is your absolute best friend who can read you like a book.

When your so close you can read each others minds.

Steph: "Jo your going to have another swedger aren't you?"

Jo: "Yeah how did you know?"

Steph: "cause your my psychic head twin!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 09, 2020

Unstable Mable

n, noun describing a complete fucking fruit loop, someone who is a psycho, a total knob jockey.

Damion was an Unstable Mable, he wrecked the house & went psycho again

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 13, 2022

Cock Lung

A blowjob that's a bit more than deepthroating a guy, when he lung fucks you

Steve told Angela he wanted to give her cock lung cause he wanted that special kind of blow job

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 15, 2024

Eargasm

v, to wiggle your finger or a cotton bud in your ear & reach the really itchy part, the type of itchty ear that you just can't reach without poking around.
The relief felt upon reaching the itch & having an eargasm.

Sean had an eargasm after he stuck a cotton bud in his ear & reached the itch.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 31, 2018