Definitions by The Fairy Sesh Mother

Cunt Eradication

A phrase used to describe the results of a night of hardcore kinky as fuck sex probably involving bdsm or a fetish (fisting or other roughly handled sexual acts) after a man has rattled the woman like a rusty gate in the wind he has performed the act of cunt eradication leaving the lady's vegeegee in tatters after multiple orgasm achievements are unlocked due to boss level gratification

Jo said she was as horny as a rampant rabbit in the spring on setting number 3 therefore Kenny gave her 4 orgasms in 20 minutes he had left Joj's vegeegee in a state of cunt eradication leaving her satisfied & gratified.

Cunt Eradication by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 20, 2026

Cock Lung 

A blowjob that's a bit more than deepthroating a guy, when he lung fucks you

Steve told Angela he wanted to give her cock lung cause he wanted that special kind of blow job

Cock Lung by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 15, 2024

Kecstacy 

Kecstacy is a combination of mixing ketamine with ecstasy its some buzz highly recommend by trippers everywhere was invented by The Fairy Sesh Mother & Amber

The Fairy Sesh Mother "Amber fancy a night in kecstacy?"
Amber "fuck yes that's a plan batsman

Kecstacy by The Fairy Sesh Mother June 5, 2023

Trouser Truffles 

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers

Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"

Trouser Truffles by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 7, 2023

Crispy Cock Sneeze 

A crispy cock sneed is used to describe the crunchy sock used to wank in. The cum sock dries up & turns into a crispy cock sneeze

Graham was having a wank & threw the sock away, a few days later he went to wash the sock & said "fuck its a crispy cock sneeze sock

Crispy Cock Sneeze by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 14, 2023

Buyception

The act of a woman who buys sperm from a male doner in a private sale for purposes of self conception This act is called buyceptipn

Stephanie wanted a baby but didn't want to go through the sperm donor clinic & she thought buyception was a better idea

Buyception by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 16, 2022

Trysexual 

Some people are trysexual as their sexuality like Jojo who was a trysexual she would try anything sexual at least once

Jojo "Im trysexual il try anything sexual once
Callum "I’m straight I only try woman"

Trysexual by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 16, 2022