The Drizzla"'s definitions
by The Drizzla" February 4, 2009
Get the 1970s Tea Towel Holdermug. Onomatopoeic word often seen in foreign language graphic novels and cartoons to indicate when something has been plugged.
"...as the huge African transsexual lined up his thick tool with Maverick74's winking anus, the trashed browneye quivered in anticipation of yet another violent reaming. As the straddling nubian bore down on his prey the sphincter gave way with a dull 'STUMPFF!"
by The Drizzla" March 22, 2007
Get the stumpff!mug. Young kiwi that frequents Internet boards with a username suggesting some sort of addiction to illegal pharmaceuticals.
Jesus Dzerzhinsky, stop being so pedantic, you are going to turn into that fucking pedantic Burger Slat, DFJ!
by The Drizzla" September 28, 2006
Get the burger slatmug. Anglicised version of 'STUMPFF!!', the onomatopoeic word often seen in foreign language graphic novels and cartoons to indicate when something has been plugged.
"...as the huge African transsexual lined up his thick tool with Donald's winking anus, the trashed browneye quivered in anticipation of yet another violent reaming. As the straddling nubian bore down on his prey the sphincter gave way with a dull 'STUMPFF!/BPUFFT!"
by The Drizzla" August 7, 2008
Get the BPUFFT!mug. Average Girl: "Catwalk models are a bad example to young girls"
Male with functioning eyes: "Are you sure? Looking down the high street it looks like Beth Ditto has more girls slavishly immitating her whale-like physique than the media's Size Zero "Hypemare"."
Male with functioning eyes: "Are you sure? Looking down the high street it looks like Beth Ditto has more girls slavishly immitating her whale-like physique than the media's Size Zero "Hypemare"."
by The Drizzla" June 27, 2007
Get the Hypemaremug. Average Girl: "Catwalk models are a bad example to young girls"
Male with functioning eyes: "Are you sure? Looking down the high street it looks like Beth Ditto has more girls slavishly immitating her whale-like physique than the media's Size Zero Hypemare."
Male with functioning eyes: "Are you sure? Looking down the high street it looks like Beth Ditto has more girls slavishly immitating her whale-like physique than the media's Size Zero Hypemare."
by The Drizzla" July 2, 2007
Get the Hypemaremug. To be utterly gutted, to have failed, to be a massive fail. To wake up and discover you are Maverick74 and you're depressed, wife, drug & alcohol dependent depressive who hasn't done a full weeks work in almost 3 years.
Mate 1: "My mother's been seriously injured in a road accident"
Mate 2: "Gutz, Mate!"
Mate: "No, head injuries, she's in the intensive care unit at the hospital..."
Mate 2: "No, I mean 'Gutz', like gutted or FAIL, you know...er...oh never mind...
Mate 1: "You remind me of a 'young promising black footballer'
Mate 2: "Why? I'm a 33 year old middle class white boy with a penchant for linguistics and twisting and moulding our wonderful English language"
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Mate 1: "Oh, shit, I lost 50 quid in 35 mins playing poker online last night"
Mate 2: "GUTZZZZZZ"
Mate 2: "Gutz, Mate!"
Mate: "No, head injuries, she's in the intensive care unit at the hospital..."
Mate 2: "No, I mean 'Gutz', like gutted or FAIL, you know...er...oh never mind...
Mate 1: "You remind me of a 'young promising black footballer'
Mate 2: "Why? I'm a 33 year old middle class white boy with a penchant for linguistics and twisting and moulding our wonderful English language"
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Mate 1: "Oh, shit, I lost 50 quid in 35 mins playing poker online last night"
Mate 2: "GUTZZZZZZ"
by The Drizzla" June 14, 2011
Get the Gutzmug.