by The Conjurer August 29, 2023

My frickin' redneck friend not only ordered a bowl of fried gizzards, he snarled like a Carolina bobcat at the waitress who tried to take his beloved gizzard goo before he slurped up every drop.
by The Conjurer December 16, 2019

All men should have a personalized penis avatar as their persona on the internet. One that embodies everything about him as a dude (a righteous mix of fantasy and reality). You heard it hear first. It's going to become a thing!
Suzy was intrigued by the girth and character of Johnny's dickatar. She was hoping it was a true representation of the person she had been diddling herself to online.
by The Conjurer October 31, 2019

When you feel such apathy towards a person that you willfully hit them in the head with a pat of butter and feel no guilt, only pleasure.
I was such a butter bully at the company dinner 'cause I nailed this chick right in the forehead with a big ole pat and it landed in her lap and I couldn't stop laughing.
by The Conjurer November 26, 2019

A co-worker who exhibits one personality and set of morals around you and another completely fake one around their co-workers and bosses. The fake personality is solely so they can appear a "company man" and not lose their job.
Fuckin' Gabe is such an Ebag. Did you see him kissing the bosses' ass to his face and then talking shit behind his back? What an Ebag!!!!!!!
by The Conjurer June 02, 2020

by The Conjurer February 26, 2021

One of your co-workers or friends that subconsciously lets out loud sighs throughout the day for no apparent reason.
"You must have a world of trouble on your mind Sighborg 'cause you're doing it again. I feel like I'm listening to Robin Trower's Bridge of Sighs and you're the cowbell guy, except you sigh instead."
by The Conjurer December 12, 2019
