The Colonel's definitions

booger sugar

Cocaine.

Dude, let's hook up a little booger sugar before we go out tomorrow night.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

sockrifice

A sockrifice occurs when a person runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use a spare sock to wipe one's bum.

Dude, we ran out of teeps yesterday and this morning I had to peform a sockrifice.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

goldbricking

To loaf or goof around on the job. Supposedly an old union term describing laborers (or more specifically, bricklayers) who were going so slow, it was as if each brick were made of solid gold. One can alse be referred to as a "goldbricker".

Dude, I spent all day at work goldbricking - surfing the web, making long distance phone calls - basically just picking my ass.

by The Colonel August 5, 2003

rat-hole

To digress in an extensive way. To divert the conversation to a topic that is not only unrelated to the topic at hand, but a topic that will likely have no immediate resolution either.

That's an interesting discussion, but let's stay on track and not go down a rat-hole.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

slim bavis

A bad, skinny ninja

Damn, Jim is a slim bavis

by The Colonel October 1, 2003

pit

A particularly deep or cavernous tube created by a breaking wave.

The surf was unreal today, bro...I pulled into some sick pits.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

kookmeyer

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.

Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.

by The Colonel May 11, 2004