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To digress in an extensive way. To divert the conversation to a topic that is not only unrelated to the topic at hand, but a topic that will likely have no immediate resolution either.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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Get the stamp licker mug.A sockrifice occurs when a person runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use a spare sock to wipe one's bum.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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Get the booger sugar mug.To loaf or goof around on the job. Supposedly an old union term describing laborers (or more specifically, bricklayers) who were going so slow, it was as if each brick were made of solid gold. One can alse be referred to as a "goldbricker".
Dude, I spent all day at work goldbricking - surfing the web, making long distance phone calls - basically just picking my ass.
by The Colonel August 5, 2003
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