Definitions by The Chainsaw chronicles

Micfreak 

Doesn’t get a second class ticket from Nottingham, gets a first class 69 instead

He gets a micfreak 69

Micfreak by The Chainsaw chronicles September 28, 2023

Woody Invite 

When you don’t get invited to the party by your bestie

Were you invited? No I got a woody invite

Woody Invite by The Chainsaw chronicles December 22, 2022

Joxtrap 

A Joxtrap is a bird who's got a stick and one groped tie

Looks like she's a Joxtrap

Joxtrap by The Chainsaw chronicles November 4, 2022

Twanker'd 

Twanker'd

When one is twatted and wankered on various prescription & none prescription medication obtained from Jeff in wetherspoons

Looks like Woody is Twanker'd

Twanker'd by The Chainsaw chronicles November 4, 2022

Joxstrap 

A Joxstrap, someone who can organise the sesh bears, partial to an accidental grab, similarities to Dot Cotton and Sue Allen, excellent on the mini violin

Wow she's defo a Joxstrap

Joxstrap by The Chainsaw chronicles November 3, 2022

mystic Angel 

A person who Mystically appears in Stoke, becomes 2nd in command of the Sesh Bears, formally know as Dick the Greek, very hairy and tanned, drinks Stella with Morgsy Bear

Another one going for a Mystic Angel at Haversham House

mystic Angel by The Chainsaw chronicles November 2, 2022

Haversham House 

Haversham House, HQ of the Sesh Bears, you can check out any time you like, But you can never leave, or the squatter bear will maul you.

If you're having a Haversham House one invite ketbags

Haversham House by The Chainsaw chronicles November 2, 2022