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the art of creating and developing new words from old.
By adding, changing or removing letters or by combining two or more completely random words blinguistics endeavors to develop and enrich the English language.
From Bling - add glamour, shine and zing and linguistics - the study of human language.
By adding, changing or removing letters or by combining two or more completely random words blinguistics endeavors to develop and enrich the English language.
From Bling - add glamour, shine and zing and linguistics - the study of human language.
Snoop Dogg is a master of blinguistics.
by The Blinguistist October 31, 2011
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An photo sent to a friend /lover or posted on imgur, instagram, gonewild etc or online an pornsite of yourself in some sexual activity or position.
To take a photo of your self with a dildo, vibrator or arseplug.
Play on the phrase - Go Fuck Your Self and the term Selfie.
An photo sent to a friend /lover or posted on imgur, instagram, gonewild etc or online an pornsite of yourself in some sexual activity or position.
To take a photo of your self with a dildo, vibrator or arseplug.
Play on the phrase - Go Fuck Your Self and the term Selfie.
"hey babe, I'm lonely and horny. Can you send me a fuckyourselfie?'
'Did you see that red haired chick's fuckyourselfie on Reddit's gonewild? That girl was crazy dildo deep!!!'
'Did you see that red haired chick's fuckyourselfie on Reddit's gonewild? That girl was crazy dildo deep!!!'
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So consumed by the need to partake in rhymes, rap and hiphop culture that it affects all aspects of your day to day life.
So consumed by the need to partake in rhymes, rap and hiphop culture that it affects all aspects of your day to day life.
Joe was a chronic hiphopaholic.
Little-B was such a hiphopaholic that Dr Dre recommended a 12 step breakdance program.
Little-B was such a hiphopaholic that Dr Dre recommended a 12 step breakdance program.
by The Blinguistist November 13, 2013
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Often used by (new) couples on sites like facebook to the annoyance and embarrassment of friends and family.
Often used by (new) couples on sites like facebook to the annoyance and embarrassment of friends and family.
1. In response to a face book post-
Boy- I luv u sooo much my mushy bear boo! <3 :)
Girl - No, I LLUUUVVVV u more than the world poo-doggy. <3 <3 <3
Friend - "Enough with the vedopa you two, it's getting creepy
2. "If u post anymore vedopa I'm unfriending both of u!"
3. " Get a (chat)room, us singles don't want to see your vedopa all over the internet".
Boy- I luv u sooo much my mushy bear boo! <3 :)
Girl - No, I LLUUUVVVV u more than the world poo-doggy. <3 <3 <3
Friend - "Enough with the vedopa you two, it's getting creepy
2. "If u post anymore vedopa I'm unfriending both of u!"
3. " Get a (chat)room, us singles don't want to see your vedopa all over the internet".
by The Blinguistist January 2, 2014
Get the vedopa mug.A colassualt is any cola related assault. This can include a fight over a can of Coke or pepsi, to be attacked or hit with a can or bottle of cola or a confrontation that occurs because of a cola/caffeine induced rage.
'Did you just see that girl colassault that guy. She smashed in the head with a half full can of Coke!'
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