Definitions by The Babber

Morning Snout 

When you have the first JPS cigarette of the day, usually at 8:22 AM. Gets you a nice niccy rush.

Awright pal, u coming fur the morning snout? Obviously bro! Canny miss it.

Morning Snout by The Babber October 7, 2019

Guffer 

An insult 100x worse than n*gger. If you are called this, you should put your face in a blender and live in the woods because clearly you have done something to be so intensely hated, that you have been called a guffer.

Paul: Davy, have you seen my snout ?
Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
Paul: You f*cking guffer! Say your prayers you sorry little weasel!

Guffer by The Babber October 7, 2019

Snout Goblin

Someone who loves cigarettes. Usually JPS or Benson and Hedges. snout goblins will do anything to get a cigarette, even if it means the genocide of a whole race.

Oh my goodness Darren, please get the kids inside I just saw the local snout goblin !

Snout Goblin by The Babber October 7, 2019

PRD 

Abbreviation for Park Road Derry. A young team/organised crime syndicate who run Park Road in Brechin, but live in Edinburgh. Known to have brutal gang fights with the fearsom Morningside Ravers.

Morningside Ravers: Deary me, I do hope we don’t have to have a scuffle with the PRD today, I just got my waistcoat ironed!

PRD by The Babber October 7, 2019

Burny Boy 

The kind of guy who sells gambo to p7’s on the street corner. Usually also has cum stained boxers on at all times.

P7:Awww man a could really use a wee gambo joint
P6:Ken man, lets ask Burny Boy if he’ll sell us a gram of the good shit

Burny Boy by The Babber February 27, 2019

Conor Brown 

Biggest rehab victim in Embra. Smokes 100 snouts a day and batters most Dalmeny boys.

YMD: Fuck, here comes Conor brown
YMK: Hide in the bushes I can’t breathe cos of aw the fags

Conor Brown by The Babber February 26, 2019

Freakod 

To be aff yer face on eccies

That cunt was freakod last night after he took 27 orange illuminaties

Freakod by The Babber February 26, 2019