58 definitions by The Strut

"I had a lovely chicken tarka last night."
"Don't you mean chicken tikka?"
"No, it's like chicken tikka but a little otter."
by The Strut October 11, 2004
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Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."
"I think you're great, Sean."

"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."

"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"

"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."

"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."
by The Strut October 11, 2004
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The act of enticing a partner (usually a girl as most men will do anyone/thing) to have sex with you when they have said no. Usually involves caressing, teasing (v. important), stroking, kissing, and general foreplay.
"So did you get anywhere with Lucinda?"

"Finally. It took a serious golden paw to do it."
by The Strut October 6, 2004
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Another name for excrament. Named so because of the time of day it is performed and the shape it makes in the bowl.
I like to start the day with a coffee, followed closely by my morning coil.
by The Strut September 29, 2004
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A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).
Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.
by The Strut October 12, 2004
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Acronym for 'better from behind'. Used to describe a visually challenged woman. Instead of adopting a missionary position or the girl on top, take the female from behind so one does not have to look at her face.
"Hey Nik, what was Angie like last night?"

"Oooh. A bit of a bfb, mate. We started off with her on top but Little Nikky was not not impressed - he retreated into his shell. Flipped her over and no probs. A lot better from behind."
by The Strut October 20, 2004
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The last joint of the day. Shortened from 'bedtime bifter'.
"Come on Nick, time for bed."

"Yeah alright. Let me roll my bedtimer dude."
by The Strut October 1, 2004
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