Definitions by Thatweirdgay

Serenity

Beautiful ass motherfucker. she is an awesome friend that has crippling back depression (also known as scoliosis) She has a short ass girlfriend named Brooke. She is sorta tall around 5"6 and she loves to cuddle

dude 1: hey man have you seen serenity?
dude2: yeah she's always with that girl brooke

Serenity by Thatweirdgay December 6, 2022

Sex 

Well you see sex is when two people are in love and they go into bed have babies and then the father leaves on a trip for the milk that takes 18 years

Bro I just had sex
I'll see you in 18 years dude

Sex by Thatweirdgay December 1, 2022

Milk 

something my dad never came back with

Where's the milk?

Milk by Thatweirdgay December 1, 2022

Fatherless 

Me I am fatherless.

Friend: hey why isn't there any milk
Me: my dad is getting some
Friend: oh when will he get back?
Me: I don't know it's been 13 years now
Friend: oh... so you're fatherless
Me: yeah pretty much

Fatherless by Thatweirdgay December 1, 2022

Heather 

A song I very much relate to

I still remember the 3rd of December me in your sweater you said it looked better on me than it did you only if you knew how much I like you, but I watch your eyes as she walks by what a sight for sore eyes brighter than the blue sky, she's got you memorized while I die how could you ever kiss me, I'm not even half as pretty you gave me your sweater it's just polyester but you like her better I wish I were Heather

Heather by Thatweirdgay December 1, 2022