ThatsBriskBaby's definitions

baseball

It's a fun game just to watch and play, and losers with no friends tend to overanalyze the game by citing obscure statistics, like ops.

Fan 1: So who's gonna win today? The White Sox or the Yankees?
Fan 2: The Yankees seem superior on paper, but White Sox sluggers have a .97% greater chance of stealing bases against right-handed starting pitchers on Tuesday day games...

by ThatsBriskBaby April 6, 2005

US News and World Report

Magazine that reports the news; it makes a yearly ranking of all of the universities in America. Before that pure evil ranking system came out, no school was really considered a ttt. Now, there are the ivies, MIT, Stanford, CalTech, a few liberal arts colleges...and a bunch of pieces of dung.

Destroy this evil organization at once!

by ThatsBriskBaby April 5, 2005

wisdom tooth

A tooth that certainly lacks wisdom, these useless bones contribute no good to your mouth and must eventually be taken out, resulting in unbearable pain for a couple of days.

This wisdom tooth is proof that God does not love the human mouth.

by ThatsBriskBaby September 6, 2005

french kissing

Uptown shopping for downstairs business

french kissing + time = sex

by ThatsBriskBaby December 28, 2005

bow

This can mean a lot of things, but most importantly, it's the first seat in a rowing boat.

Bow seat, take two!
Bow seat, weigh 'nuff!

by ThatsBriskBaby December 28, 2005