ThatsBriskBaby's definitions

derek jeter

Extremely overrated shortstop for the New York Yankees - although he's a very good hitter (for a shortstop), he's pretty bad defensively and is waaay overpaid, even by baseball's exorbidant standards. He's baseball's equivalent of Tom Brady.

Wow! He had a .500 slugging average and drove in 100 RBIs ONCE! He almost hit 25 homers a couple of times, and he's never struck out 150 times in a season! What a fantastic player! Scott Brosius also won all of those rings! Scott Brosius is the second-greatest player ever!

by ThatsBriskBaby March 7, 2005

Tom Brady

Quarterback for the New England Patriots, he's a decent player. Like the rest of the team, he puts up pretty good numbers but nothing fantastic. He is not one of the best QB's in football; he just happens to QB the best team in football.

Peyton Manning > Tom Brady
Donovan McNabb > Tom Brady
Daunte Culpepper > Tom Brady
Brett Favre > Tom Brady
Trent Green > Tom Brady
Michael Vick > Tom Brady
Ben Roethlisberger > Tom Brady
Byron Leftwich > Tom Brady

by ThatsBriskBaby September 6, 2005

stroke

It can mean a lot of things, but most importantly, it's the last seat in a rowing boat.

Stroke seat, weigh 'nuff!
Stroke seat, power ten in two!

by ThatsBriskBaby December 28, 2005

wisdom tooth

A tooth that certainly lacks wisdom, these useless bones contribute no good to your mouth and must eventually be taken out, resulting in unbearable pain for a couple of days.

This wisdom tooth is proof that God does not love the human mouth.

by ThatsBriskBaby September 6, 2005

bow

This can mean a lot of things, but most importantly, it's the first seat in a rowing boat.

Bow seat, take two!
Bow seat, weigh 'nuff!

by ThatsBriskBaby December 28, 2005