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Drunk sexting

When a drunken individual texts sexual advances to another individual in an inebriated state .
Thonisha: Hey SAM, Im yearning for your Kiss. Maybe we could try a Tsunami Tongue?
MOM: Thonni, you're drunk. Go home.
Thonisha: (SMH)I'm a dumb ass. There I go drunk sexting again.
by Thatfatgirl1985. October 16, 2017
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Trump Card

1. To negate something that's has be established

2.A grandiose way of saying Broke.
1. Gay marriage and legalized weed was established in some states laws. Her comes Trump's ass pulling a Trump Card and messing thing up.

2. Thing 1:"Hey let's go get something to eat."

Thing 2: " Sure let me pull out my Trump Card since I got paid last week at my imaginary job that doesn't exist. Also, they take money out of my imaginary check to pay for imaginary taxes that doesn't exist. Here there you go. Let eat air that I have to pay for."
by Thatfatgirl1985. August 22, 2017
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T.H.O.T Army

It's when a group of women, usually dressed to show more skin, go to the club/bar looking for dates/boyfriend or Girlfriend/One Night Stands.

LET'S KEEP IT100, People!
JENSEN:Tonight looks alittle dead.
RYAN: Yeah, slim pickings.

(A group of women enter and go straight to THE BOOTH)

Ryan: Yeah. Here comes another T.H.O.T ARMY.
Jensen: Yeah too Young for our blood.
by Thatfatgirl1985. December 1, 2017
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I.T. SHITS

A PERSON who uses their laptop on the toilet.
Thing 1: Hey, could you pass me some toilet paper? I have to finish my paper
Thing 2: One those I.T. Shits, huh?
Thing 1: Yep
Thing 2: Just make sure you don't get no shit on the keyboard.
by Thatfatgirl1985. December 5, 2017
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HE T.H.O.T

N. A MALE EQUIVALENT OF A SLUT OR T.H.O.T.
He wasted all hi time on his time on his T.H.O.T instead of his wife. Would that make him a HE T.H.O.T?
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 21, 2018
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a clapback

Another way of saying having a strong Rebuttal.
SEE WORKAHOLICS*(Actually mentions Clapback)OR FOR MORE REFERENCES "BAD TEACHER Lebron James arguement".(Great Example of A Clapback)
by Thatfatgirl1985. October 16, 2017
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Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.
(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.
by Thatfatgirl1985. October 19, 2017
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