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Definitions by Thatfatgirl1985.

Marvel Moment 

Whenever you see a Marvel superhero you've had a Marvel Moment.
Holy crap is that Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth. I just had a Marvel Moment.

Thotty McThotterson 

The one T.H.O.T that everyone looks up too.
Thing 1:He is the only person I slept with, yet his guy friends look at me differently.
Thing 2: okay, Thotty McThotterson, its the stuff you do in bed that made them look at you differently.
Thing 1: How does his friend know what I do in bed?

HE T.H.O.T 

N. A MALE EQUIVALENT OF A SLUT OR T.H.O.T.
He wasted all hi time on his time on his T.H.O.T instead of his wife. Would that make him a HE T.H.O.T?
HE T.H.O.T by Thatfatgirl1985. February 21, 2018

I.T. SHITS 

A PERSON who uses their laptop on the toilet.
Thing 1: Hey, could you pass me some toilet paper? I have to finish my paper
Thing 2: One those I.T. Shits, huh?
Thing 1: Yep
Thing 2: Just make sure you don't get no shit on the keyboard.
I.T. SHITS by Thatfatgirl1985. December 5, 2017

T.H.O.T Army 

It's when a group of women, usually dressed to show more skin, go to the club/bar looking for dates/boyfriend or Girlfriend/One Night Stands.

LET'S KEEP IT100, People!
JENSEN:Tonight looks alittle dead.
RYAN: Yeah, slim pickings.

(A group of women enter and go straight to THE BOOTH)

Ryan: Yeah. Here comes another T.H.O.T ARMY.
Jensen: Yeah too Young for our blood.
T.H.O.T Army by Thatfatgirl1985. December 1, 2017

Drinking with Your Pinky Up 

Someone who is too high minded and sididdy that they think there Royalty or something like that.
DAVID: BITCH, THIS IS MY HOUSE AND YOU KNOW IT!!
KATHERINE: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE COMING AROUND HERE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. YOU MUST BE DRINKING WITH YOUR PINKY UP. GET YOUR HEAD OUT THE CLOUDS, DAVID.

(Enters in next door neighbor)
Jared: Could ya'll keep it down or close the door . We're having a study group next door. Oh, and ya'll are in a library.

Don't shoot the cook 

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.
(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.