1. Gay marriage and legalized weed was established in some states laws. Her comes Trump's ass pulling a Trump Card and messing thing up.
2. Thing 1:"Hey let's go get something to eat."
Thing 2: " Sure let me pull out my Trump Card since I got paid last week at my imaginary job that doesn't exist. Also, they take money out of my imaginary check to pay for imaginary taxes that doesn't exist. Here there you go. Let eat air that I have to pay for."
2. Thing 1:"Hey let's go get something to eat."
Thing 2: " Sure let me pull out my Trump Card since I got paid last week at my imaginary job that doesn't exist. Also, they take money out of my imaginary check to pay for imaginary taxes that doesn't exist. Here there you go. Let eat air that I have to pay for."
by Thatfatgirl1985. August 22, 2017

by Thatfatgirl1985. May 25, 2022

Thing 1: Hey, could you pass me some toilet paper? I have to finish my paper
Thing 2: One those I.T. Shits, huh?
Thing 1: Yep
Thing 2: Just make sure you don't get no shit on the keyboard.
Thing 2: One those I.T. Shits, huh?
Thing 1: Yep
Thing 2: Just make sure you don't get no shit on the keyboard.
by Thatfatgirl1985. December 05, 2017

1:Somethings not right. I feel like im going through Marvel Withdrawals because i finally could stand watching Ironman 2 for the 58 time.
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021

When Dungeon Master comes in and said that theres No Guns Allowed(that includes arrows and bow staffs, asian throwing stars, shiny sharp objects that cut and any devices that go boom, only magic spells and conjurings. So now you have to restrategize your wgile game plan.
TWhen Dungeon Master comes in and said that theres No Guns Allowed(that includes arrows and bow staffs, asian throwing stars, shiny sharp objects that cut and any devices that go boom, only magic spells and conjurings. So now you have to restrategize your wgile game plan.
When Dungeon Master comes in and said that theres No Guns Allowed(that includes arrows and bow staffs, asian throwing stars, shiny sharp objects that cut and any devices that go boom, only magic spells and conjurings. So now you have to restrategize your wgile game plan.
Here why the no gun rule is in place.
TWhen Dungeon Master comes in and said that theres No Guns Allowed(that includes arrows and bow staffs, asian throwing stars, shiny sharp objects that cut and any devices that go boom, only magic spells and conjurings. So now you have to restrategize your wgile game plan.
When Dungeon Master comes in and said that theres No Guns Allowed(that includes arrows and bow staffs, asian throwing stars, shiny sharp objects that cut and any devices that go boom, only magic spells and conjurings. So now you have to restrategize your wgile game plan.
Here why the no gun rule is in place.
by Thatfatgirl1985. October 17, 2017

Thing 1:He is the only person I slept with, yet his guy friends look at me differently.
Thing 2: okay, Thotty McThotterson, its the stuff you do in bed that made them look at you differently.
Thing 1: How does his friend know what I do in bed?
Thing 2: okay, Thotty McThotterson, its the stuff you do in bed that made them look at you differently.
Thing 1: How does his friend know what I do in bed?
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 21, 2018
