Thing 1:He is the only person I slept with, yet his guy friends look at me differently.
Thing 2: okay, Thotty McThotterson, its the stuff you do in bed that made them look at you differently.
Thing 1: How does his friend know what I do in bed?
Thing 2: okay, Thotty McThotterson, its the stuff you do in bed that made them look at you differently.
Thing 1: How does his friend know what I do in bed?
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 21, 2018
He wasted all hi time on his time on his T.H.O.T instead of his wife. Would that make him a HE T.H.O.T?
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 21, 2018
DAVID: BITCH, THIS IS MY HOUSE AND YOU KNOW IT!!
KATHERINE: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE COMING AROUND HERE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. YOU MUST BE DRINKING WITH YOUR PINKY UP. GET YOUR HEAD OUT THE CLOUDS, DAVID.
(Enters in next door neighbor)
Jared: Could ya'll keep it down or close the door . We're having a study group next door. Oh, and ya'll are in a library.
KATHERINE: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE COMING AROUND HERE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. YOU MUST BE DRINKING WITH YOUR PINKY UP. GET YOUR HEAD OUT THE CLOUDS, DAVID.
(Enters in next door neighbor)
Jared: Could ya'll keep it down or close the door . We're having a study group next door. Oh, and ya'll are in a library.
by Thatfatgirl1985. November 28, 2017
V. A warning. To scatter from the police(Po-pos.)
V. When a community comes together , normally low funds, as a concensus put money together to feed the block.
V. When a community comes together , normally low funds, as a concensus put money together to feed the block.
1. Thing 1:YO! GHETTO SPREAD!
Thing2: (internally while running) Po-pos meeting they quota.
2. NEIGHBOR1: It look like the aftermath of the Trump administration surely has left a "lasting impression" with the democrats these past four year. I lived below my normal income cause of taxes again. I need help with food.
Neighbor 2: I agree. How much you have to live off of for food for the next two weeks?
Neighbor 1: $30.
Neighbor2: Wow. I have $80. What we could do is put our money together and make food for each other until we get back to normal. We all had a hard years behind us.
Neighbor 1: (crying) Thank you!
Thing2: (internally while running) Po-pos meeting they quota.
2. NEIGHBOR1: It look like the aftermath of the Trump administration surely has left a "lasting impression" with the democrats these past four year. I lived below my normal income cause of taxes again. I need help with food.
Neighbor 2: I agree. How much you have to live off of for food for the next two weeks?
Neighbor 1: $30.
Neighbor2: Wow. I have $80. What we could do is put our money together and make food for each other until we get back to normal. We all had a hard years behind us.
Neighbor 1: (crying) Thank you!
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 14, 2021
It's when a group of women, usually dressed to show more skin, go to the club/bar looking for dates/boyfriend or Girlfriend/One Night Stands.
LET'S KEEP IT100, People!
LET'S KEEP IT100, People!
JENSEN:Tonight looks alittle dead.
RYAN: Yeah, slim pickings.
(A group of women enter and go straight to THE BOOTH)
Ryan: Yeah. Here comes another T.H.O.T ARMY.
Jensen: Yeah too Young for our blood.
RYAN: Yeah, slim pickings.
(A group of women enter and go straight to THE BOOTH)
Ryan: Yeah. Here comes another T.H.O.T ARMY.
Jensen: Yeah too Young for our blood.
by Thatfatgirl1985. November 28, 2017
Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 14, 2021