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Definitions by That's Baloney

Zuckerschmuck 

When you piss Trump off and he fires back changing your last name.
"If you get rid of TikTok, Facebook and Zuckerschmuck will double their business," DT

Zuckerschmuck 

When you're the true goddamn president of the Bible thumping blue blooded Americans, you get to make jokes of people's names and grab'em by the pussy. IE you just been Zuckerschmucked.
Zuckerschmuck is pissing me off.......alien lookin bitch.

imaparingramshammalammadingdong 

The word one screams while stepping on a Lego instead of screaming fuck.
When I stepped on that Lego it hurt so bad I screamed imaparingramshammalammadingdong!!!

bunkersquatting 

The act of taking a shit in a bunker on the seventh hole.
I couldn't find a restroom at the golf course so I had to engage in some old fashioned bunkersquatting.

wingsofdings 

The act of doing anything while named Michael Wing.
Everytime my buddy has an impossible task to accomplish he manifests confidence by chanting Wingsofdings over and over again.

conflarting 

The act of farting so hard you confuse yourself.
I was conflarting so badly I missed my exit off the turnpike.
There's only oil and vinegar on these rolls! We need these sandwiches smeated!
Smeated by That's Baloney May 27, 2019