daft cunt

n. NE England slang term for idiotic dickhead

Ah, fuck off, ya daft cunt.

by The Doctor September 28, 2004

Einstein

Name of one of the most brilliant men of the 20th century, used ironically to express the opposite of intelligence.

You can't tie your shoelaces and chew gum at the same time, can you, Einstein?

by The Doctor February 19, 2005

Ka Ka

1. cross-eyed or cockeyed
2. grade school children's euphamism for shit

Note: Term was used a few times by "Al" on the tv show QUANTUM LEAP; which definition was intended is a matter of personal interpretation.

"His view of the situation is ka ka."

"I just made a ka ka in my pants."

by The Doctor September 02, 2004

Snake

A slithering human who causes trouble and annoyance eg. Nic wells

Oh James ur such a snake

by The doctor October 23, 2012

fab 4

Short for "fabulous four," refers specifically to The Beatles, who were a social phenomenon other than being just a rock band.

John, Paul, George and Ringo were the fab 4.

by The Doctor September 22, 2004

fantabating

Imagining masturbation.

Just looking at her, he couldn't help fantabating.

by The Doctor November 09, 2004

Oakie

n. vagabond, from Depression times when the droughts that led to the dust bowl caused people to abandon their worthless farms in Oklahoma and Texas and take to the road to seek jobs elsewhere.

"They packed up as much as they could salvage and became Oakies on their way to California."

by The Doctor October 04, 2004