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1. Verb is used to describe doing incredible feats, overcoming huge obstacles, mind over matter.
2. Noun. A complete badass. About David Goggins, Navy Seal and author of "Can't Hurt Me". An Ironman of Ironmen. A willingness to do the incomprehensible when the mind says "No!" It is usually said with obscenities.
2. Noun. A complete badass. About David Goggins, Navy Seal and author of "Can't Hurt Me". An Ironman of Ironmen. A willingness to do the incomprehensible when the mind says "No!" It is usually said with obscenities.
He gogginsed the Big Sur Marathon in 4 hours on a broken toe.
He failed out of high school and is a professor at Stanford. He's a fucking goggins.
He failed out of high school and is a professor at Stanford. He's a fucking goggins.
by Texan Etymologist January 6, 2024
Get the goggins mug.After he ate tainted sushi, he was jackpotting for two hours.
When she took the morning-after pill, she was jackpotting all evening.
When she took the morning-after pill, she was jackpotting all evening.
by Texan Etymologist May 18, 2022
Get the jackpotting mug.After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021
Get the cookie monster mug.To aggressively streamline, tighten up, or slim down something — especially a bloated project, document, or process — by removing unnecessary junk, trimming excess, and making it leaner and more efficient. Inspired by the popular weight-loss side effects of Ozempic.
This syllabus was 38 pages of pure carbs, so I ozempified it down to a tight and sexy 12.
We need to ozempify this budget before the boss has a stroke.
My inbox is out of control — time to ozempify and delete 4,000 emails I’ll never read.
We need to ozempify this budget before the boss has a stroke.
My inbox is out of control — time to ozempify and delete 4,000 emails I’ll never read.
by Texan Etymologist November 24, 2025
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