Definitions by Texan Etymologist
ozempify
To aggressively streamline, tighten up, or slim down something — especially a bloated project, document, or process — by removing unnecessary junk, trimming excess, and making it leaner and more efficient. Inspired by the popular weight-loss side effects of Ozempic.
This syllabus was 38 pages of pure carbs, so I ozempified it down to a tight and sexy 12.
We need to ozempify this budget before the boss has a stroke.
My inbox is out of control — time to ozempify and delete 4,000 emails I’ll never read.
We need to ozempify this budget before the boss has a stroke.
My inbox is out of control — time to ozempify and delete 4,000 emails I’ll never read.
ozempify by Texan Etymologist November 24, 2025
goggins
1. Verb is used to describe doing incredible feats, overcoming huge obstacles, mind over matter.
2. Noun. A complete badass. About David Goggins, Navy Seal and author of "Can't Hurt Me". An Ironman of Ironmen. A willingness to do the incomprehensible when the mind says "No!" It is usually said with obscenities.
2. Noun. A complete badass. About David Goggins, Navy Seal and author of "Can't Hurt Me". An Ironman of Ironmen. A willingness to do the incomprehensible when the mind says "No!" It is usually said with obscenities.
He gogginsed the Big Sur Marathon in 4 hours on a broken toe.
He failed out of high school and is a professor at Stanford. He's a fucking goggins.
He failed out of high school and is a professor at Stanford. He's a fucking goggins.
goggins by Texan Etymologist January 6, 2024
jackpotting
After he ate tainted sushi, he was jackpotting for two hours.
When she took the morning-after pill, she was jackpotting all evening.
When she took the morning-after pill, she was jackpotting all evening.
jackpotting by Texan Etymologist May 18, 2022
cookie monster
After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
cookie monster by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021