A fat, ugly white woman who lives in a trailer with her drunk-ass boyfriend and 4 to 12 children. The boyfriend didn't father any of this she beast's kids, although he beats them on a regular basis. A trailer park skank can't read and is prone to violence.
"Officer! I want you to arrest my goo-for-nuthin white trash boyfriend because his ass is drunk again! Of course I'm the one who broke the broomstick upside his head. His drunk ass is so drunk he can't get it up! How can I get lovin if his drunk ass can't get it up? He needed a beatin!" -- quote from average trailer park skank
by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004
I live in Pennsylvania. I lived here all my life. For the life of me, I can't figure out what PennDOT does! I see the road crews out all the time, but they don't fix anything... all they do is lean on their shovels and shoot the shit!
"What do you do for PennDOT?"
"On May 1 I take the big orange barrels out of sotrage & line 'em up on the roads. On November 1 I collect the big orange barrels and put 'em back in storage. Other than that, I collect my paycheck every week!"
"On May 1 I take the big orange barrels out of sotrage & line 'em up on the roads. On November 1 I collect the big orange barrels and put 'em back in storage. Other than that, I collect my paycheck every week!"
by Terra Imperator May 20, 2004
an ecdysiast; one who performs striptease: that is, one who dances seductive while removing her clothing
Most strippers are women. Most strippers perform striptease for economic reasosn (they need the moner).
by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004
bitch fell out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down
bitch so ugly her daddy tied a pork chop round her neck to get the dog to play with her
when they handed out the ugly bitch went back in line for seconds
if ugly were a load of bricks this bitch would be a housin project
bitch so ugly her daddy tied a pork chop round her neck to get the dog to play with her
when they handed out the ugly bitch went back in line for seconds
if ugly were a load of bricks this bitch would be a housin project
by Terra Imperator June 07, 2004
A woman with a foul mouth and awful personality who suffers from any two of the following:
-- uglier than the shaved backside of a goat;
-- morbidly obese (too many trips to Taco Bell);
-- body odor as the result of poor personaly hygiene; and/or
-- lazy eye.
-- uglier than the shaved backside of a goat;
-- morbidly obese (too many trips to Taco Bell);
-- body odor as the result of poor personaly hygiene; and/or
-- lazy eye.
by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004
a threesome:
2 guys and a girl
2 girls and a guy
3 gay guys
2 lesbians
the logistics are a pain in the ass, though
2 guys and a girl
2 girls and a guy
3 gay guys
2 lesbians
the logistics are a pain in the ass, though
Person One is a slice of bread... Person Two is a slice of bread... Person Three is the ham...
Get the picture?
Get the picture?
by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004
Milwaukee's Best, a brand of foul-tasting, weaker-than-water beer... consumed primarily by college students
by Terra Imperator May 19, 2004