Terra Imperator's definitions

there's no i in team

Phrase used to mean, "Teamwork takes priority over individual achievement; we win as a team & we lose as a team."

There may not be an "I" in "team..." switch around a few letters and there's a "me," though! It's all about ME!

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004

beast

Milwaukee's Best, a brand of foul-tasting, weaker-than-water beer... consumed primarily by college students

Beast tastes like piss, but it's cheap! $5 a case... can't beat that with a stick!

by Terra Imperator May 19, 2004

buddy

NOUN

(1) slang term for your friend

(2) see butt buddy

(3) what you call someone when you can't remember her name

(1) "Last night, I hung out at The Player's Club with my buddies."

(2) "Lamar and Carlos are 'buddies.' Wink-wink, nudge-nudge."

(3) "Hey... uh, buddy. How's it going?"

by Terra Imperator May 27, 2004

PennDOT

I live in Pennsylvania. I lived here all my life. For the life of me, I can't figure out what PennDOT does! I see the road crews out all the time, but they don't fix anything... all they do is lean on their shovels and shoot the shit!

"What do you do for PennDOT?"

"On May 1 I take the big orange barrels out of sotrage & line 'em up on the roads. On November 1 I collect the big orange barrels and put 'em back in storage. Other than that, I collect my paycheck every week!"

by Terra Imperator May 20, 2004

trailer park skank

A fat, ugly white woman who lives in a trailer with her drunk-ass boyfriend and 4 to 12 children. The boyfriend didn't father any of this she beast's kids, although he beats them on a regular basis. A trailer park skank can't read and is prone to violence.

"Officer! I want you to arrest my goo-for-nuthin white trash boyfriend because his ass is drunk again! Of course I'm the one who broke the broomstick upside his head. His drunk ass is so drunk he can't get it up! How can I get lovin if his drunk ass can't get it up? He needed a beatin!" -- quote from average trailer park skank

by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004

witchadidja

A common redneck phrase meaning "...with you, did you?"

You didin't happen to bring yer truck witchadidja?"

by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004

ecdysiast

One who performs striptease; a stripper; most strippers are female, although some are male

Ecdysiasts dance seductively while removing articles of clothing, usually during live performances. Most ecdysiasts perform striptease for tips.

by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004