beast

Milwaukee's Best, a brand of foul-tasting, weaker-than-water beer... consumed primarily by college students
Beast tastes like piss, but it's cheap! $5 a case... can't beat that with a stick!
by Terra Imperator May 19, 2004
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latina

short form of "lingua latina" (vulgar Latin), the Latin of the common folk
French, Spanish, Portugese, Italian and Romanian are decended from Lingua Latina.
by Terra Imperator May 27, 2004
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gun control

Limiting access to firearms or outright banning firearms is an extremely foolish idea. I understand that such acts are intended to prevent violent crimes, but they do not. Such acts only limits a law-abiding citizen's ability to protect himself, his family, and his property. A criminal, WHO INTENDS TO BREAK THE LAW ANYWAY, will not have any compunction about illegally obtaining firearms or obtaining illegal firearms.

Keep in mind that when the second amendment refers to "a well-regulated militia" it means "a group of citizens formed to defend its community" not "the United States military." This is confirmed by the fact that the second part of the second amendment begins "the right of the people..." not "the right of the military!"

Furthermore, Federal gun control laws are inherently unconstitutional because they violate a state's rights. Remember the Tenth Amendment? The Federal government does not!
All citizens should be allowed easy access to firearms. Furthermore, every state in the U.S.A. should pass "shoot the burglar" laws. Would you break into someone's house if you knew there was a good possibility the owner would shoot you? i wouldn't!

Of course, I will not attempt to argue with you gun control advocates who disagree with the facts. Your disregard for reason and factual information is enough of an argument against you. While you cannot help forming an opinion, that does not mean your opinion is right.
by Terra Imperator May 26, 2004
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katana

The katana is an excellent cutting sword; in my opinion, it's the best cutting sword in the world. The flaw in its design is common to all cutting swords: even with its sharp point, the katana is useless against rigid body armor. That is why the katana, like most swords, was a secondary weapon. The samurai's primary weapons were bows or spears.
It ain't the sword itself that's dangerous. It's the asshole holding the sword that's dangerous!
by Terra Imperator November 09, 2004
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stripper

an ecdysiast; one who performs striptease: that is, one who dances seductive while removing her clothing
Most strippers are women. Most strippers perform striptease for economic reasosn (they need the moner).
by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004
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buddy

NOUN

(1) slang term for your friend

(2) see butt buddy

(3) what you call someone when you can't remember her name
(1) "Last night, I hung out at The Player's Club with my buddies."

(2) "Lamar and Carlos are 'buddies.' Wink-wink, nudge-nudge."

(3) "Hey... uh, buddy. How's it going?"
by Terra Imperator May 27, 2004
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reality tv

Like all forms of TV (except legitimate sports), reality TV is scripted. Oh, the dialogue may be improvised but the situations are scripted... CBS knows who's gonna win "Survivor" before they even film it!

The first season of "The Real World" (back in 1992) may not have been scripted... but every single so-called reality TV show since then was! You think Viacom or News Corp or Disney or General Electric is gonna finance a show if it ain't a sure thing?
I think we should combine a few reality TV shows. Let's broadcast the true story of 16 sorority girls (ages 18 to 23) picked to live on a tropical island who are competing for the affections of a wealthy, handsome bachelor...

IN A DEATH MATCH THUNDERDOME TOURNAMENT!
by Terra Imperator May 21, 2004
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