One complete fucking badass who totally fucking deserves his own list of outrageous facts like Chuck Norris. I mean seriously.
1. When Arnold Schwarzenegger once won a weightlifting competition, he celebrated his victory by eating his barbell, processing and melting the barbell in his stomach, and then crapping red-hot liquid metal out his anus.
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger always puts a shitload of plutonium in his steroids whenever he uses them.
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger only needs a single witty one-liner in his speeches to prove his point. And to win the ENTIRE population of the state of California.
4. Arnold Schwarzenegger can crush bowling balls with his fingers.
5. Arnold Schwarzenegger considers all other men to be girly-men.
6. When Chuck Norris had sex inside a tractor-trailer, some of his sperm got into the truck's engine. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime. Incidentally, a similar situation occurred when Arnold Schwarzenegger had sex inside a tank. We now know that tank as MEGATRON!
7. Arnold Schwarzenegger can eat a Rubik's Cube and crap it out solved.
8. Despite being exceptionally skilled with every weapon in the world, the guns that Arnold Schwarzenegger mainly prefers to use are his right and left biceps.
9. Arnold Schwarzenegger can solve complex mathematical equations with his muscles. All he needs to do is remove certain people he dislikes from said equations.
10. Bill Gates lives in constant fear of the possibility of Arnold Schwarzenegger's PC crashing.
11. Arnold Schwarzenegger ejaculates in gallons.
12. Arnold Schwarzenegger can suffocate a man to death with his accent.
13. When you're out in the wilderness and/or near a body of water, don't say anything bad about Arnold Schwarzenegger, otherwise he'll come out of nowhere with his M60 machine gun already firing.
14. There are only four horsemen of the Apocalypse because Arnold Schwarzenegger don't need no horse!
15. Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't use condoms. He uses live rattlesnakes.
16. Arnold Schwarzenegger can create miniature black holes by very, very, VERY tightly squeezing any object into a subatomic state with his hands.
17. Arnold Schwarzenegger can down several bottles of Everclear and never get wasted.
18. Arnold Schwarzenegger is 1 part man, 2 parts muscle, 3 parts charisma, and 100 parts AWESOME!
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Now let's see you make up your own list of facts about Herr Arnold. I bet you can do this better than I can.
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger always puts a shitload of plutonium in his steroids whenever he uses them.
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger only needs a single witty one-liner in his speeches to prove his point. And to win the ENTIRE population of the state of California.
4. Arnold Schwarzenegger can crush bowling balls with his fingers.
5. Arnold Schwarzenegger considers all other men to be girly-men.
6. When Chuck Norris had sex inside a tractor-trailer, some of his sperm got into the truck's engine. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime. Incidentally, a similar situation occurred when Arnold Schwarzenegger had sex inside a tank. We now know that tank as MEGATRON!
7. Arnold Schwarzenegger can eat a Rubik's Cube and crap it out solved.
8. Despite being exceptionally skilled with every weapon in the world, the guns that Arnold Schwarzenegger mainly prefers to use are his right and left biceps.
9. Arnold Schwarzenegger can solve complex mathematical equations with his muscles. All he needs to do is remove certain people he dislikes from said equations.
10. Bill Gates lives in constant fear of the possibility of Arnold Schwarzenegger's PC crashing.
11. Arnold Schwarzenegger ejaculates in gallons.
12. Arnold Schwarzenegger can suffocate a man to death with his accent.
13. When you're out in the wilderness and/or near a body of water, don't say anything bad about Arnold Schwarzenegger, otherwise he'll come out of nowhere with his M60 machine gun already firing.
14. There are only four horsemen of the Apocalypse because Arnold Schwarzenegger don't need no horse!
15. Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't use condoms. He uses live rattlesnakes.
16. Arnold Schwarzenegger can create miniature black holes by very, very, VERY tightly squeezing any object into a subatomic state with his hands.
17. Arnold Schwarzenegger can down several bottles of Everclear and never get wasted.
18. Arnold Schwarzenegger is 1 part man, 2 parts muscle, 3 parts charisma, and 100 parts AWESOME!
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Now let's see you make up your own list of facts about Herr Arnold. I bet you can do this better than I can.
by Terminus_Est March 08, 2007
A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.
"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"
OR
"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
OR
"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
by Terminus_Est March 11, 2016
When three or more Asian drivers rear-end each other in a domino-effect fashion, potentially resulting in multiple accidents, multiple traffic tickets, and a major traffic holdup.
When I was driving home from work and passed by an Asian neighborhood, I got caught in a Chinese chain reaction, and the front and rear chassis of my car got totaled.
by Terminus_Est May 01, 2015
A very dense, inert, non-toxic gas that is much heavier than air and used in the electrical industry as an insulating gas. If you inhale it, it would make your voice sound like Satan, i.e. really deep. This is because sound travels through this gas slower than it does through air.
When the science teacher demonstrated how sound travels differently through different gasses by inhaling helium and sulfur hexafluoride respectfully, he began to talk like a chipmunk and then like Darth Vader.
Justin Bieber inhaling sulfur hexafluoride would probably result in his voice sounding like a normal maturing teenage boy's voice, rather than like a little girl's.
Justin Bieber inhaling sulfur hexafluoride would probably result in his voice sounding like a normal maturing teenage boy's voice, rather than like a little girl's.
by Terminus_Est September 29, 2012
Can either mean shitty dubstep or just dubstep in general if you don't like this kind of music. Comes from the words "wub" which is the electronic sound that is mainly used in dubstep music and "rubbish."
My girlfriend and I went to this one club to get our grooves on, but it turns out they were playing nothing but a load of wubbish.
Hey young man can you please turn down that wubbish you are listening to? I am trying to listen to Mozart here!
Hey young man can you please turn down that wubbish you are listening to? I am trying to listen to Mozart here!
by Terminus_Est December 31, 2013
A highly popular combat/roleplaying system within Second Life. Originally created for a specific dark roleplaying sim(in-game island), it has grown over the years and spread to other sims, gaining thousands of users worldwide. In CCS you get to choose among ten races, each ith its own abilities, strength, and weakness and play within any environment of your choosing, whether it be an urban setting with guns, drugs, hookers, a gothic setting with vampires, werewolves, and demonic shit, a fantasy setting with swords, dungeons, and dragons, or any combination of the above things. Combat and roleplay is sophisticated, involving alot of matching wits, and you do it mostly with other people and rarely computer AIs. The longer you stay and play, the more experience points you get and the higher the level your character will become. Experience points can also be awarded as well for good roleplay and winning battles. A highly social-darwinistic game in which most players are adults (hell SL is not intended for minors anyway) plus you dont have to be a nerd with no life to join in. In fact it attracts many people whom wouldnt be considered as such.
CCS is WoW for non nerdy people.
CCS is social darwinism at its finest.
CCS makes SL much more exciting.
CCS is dark, violent, gory, bloody, depraved, etc. and not intended for minors or people who cant handle a good defeat.
CCS is social darwinism at its finest.
CCS makes SL much more exciting.
CCS is dark, violent, gory, bloody, depraved, etc. and not intended for minors or people who cant handle a good defeat.
by Terminus_Est November 18, 2010
I drove in my pimped out Obamobile to the Obama campaign rally and everyone started cheering and roaring their approval at my choice of bodywork modification.
by Terminus_Est April 07, 2008