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old folks' home

A place where you should never, and I mean NEVER play a boombox while it is set on Turbo Bass. Otherwise, as a recent scientific study conducted by Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas has shown, the music would be way too powerful and cause the elderly residents under its influence to engage in a disgusting sex orgy. Well, unless that is your fetish.

And remember that the boombox is NOT a toy.
Here's the actual account of what happened:

Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace.

Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting, to say the least.

A boom box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY!
by Terminus_Est August 5, 2011
mugGet the old folks' homemug.

safety goggles

When one purposely gets drunk enough to attain the condition of beer goggles in order to survive an otherwise embarrassing sexual encounter with somebody who is physically unattractive.
Tom's evening was nearly ruined when his friends forced him to play wingman with the fat ugly broad who was cockblocking and impeding their chances of scoring it with her more attractive companions. Fortunately, he utilized his wits and before he could take one for the team, he downed several bottles of Dogfish Head 90 Minute India Pale Ale, then nailed the bitch while his inebriated senses mistook her for a Jessica Alba lookalike and enjoyed every minute of it. When he was done, he got dressed and got out while still drunk, otherwise he could have passed out and woken up moments later sober and with the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell in bed with him. Thus, his safety goggles did work after all.
by Terminus_Est June 8, 2011
mugGet the safety gogglesmug.

dick caught in the ceiling fan

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.
Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."
by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013
mugGet the dick caught in the ceiling fanmug.

Joker's smile

The result of putting a knife in someone's mouth and then slicing both of the victim's cheeks so that he'll look like the Joker(Batman's arch-nemesis), thus putting a permanent clown's smile on his face.

The Joker himself is known for doing this to his victims in the movie The Dark Knight.
If you dont stop laughing at your own stupid jokes, I'm gonna give you a Joker's smile bitch!
by Terminus_Est September 30, 2008
mugGet the Joker's smilemug.

prince of whales

A man who regularly enjoys hitting on, making sexual advances toward, and even having sexual encounters with as many obese women as he could find. The serial womanizing epitome of a chubby chaser basically.
Mac: Hey look at Al over there hitting on every fat broad he comes across in this joint! Shit man he must be wasted!

George: Nah he is just a regular prince of whales. He just loooooooves all that excess baggage.
by Terminus_Est May 3, 2011
mugGet the prince of whalesmug.

Chinese chain reaction

When three or more Asian drivers rear-end each other in a domino-effect fashion, potentially resulting in multiple accidents, multiple traffic tickets, and a major traffic holdup.
When I was driving home from work and passed by an Asian neighborhood, I got caught in a Chinese chain reaction, and the front and rear chassis of my car got totaled.
by Terminus_Est May 1, 2015
mugGet the Chinese chain reactionmug.

HowToBasic

Derived from the popular and viral Youtube channel of the same name, the HowToBasic is a sex act in which you ejaculate on a woman's face and then smash and smear raw eggs all over her.
That hooker had to charge me double after I gave her the HowToBasic, but man it was an utterly egg-static experience!
by Terminus_Est April 16, 2014
mugGet the HowToBasicmug.

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