comatoasted

Passed out from alcohol or drugs.

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!

by Teratogen May 26, 2011

star stuff

The stuff that humans are made of, from Cosmos, by Carl Sagan.

We are made of star stuff.

by Teratogen September 15, 2010

germcare

childcare

I need to go pick up my kid from germcare.

by Teratogen October 16, 2012

merrybirthaversary

When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.

I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!

by Teratogen December 28, 2012

slow code

Responding slowly, "going through the motions", to rescucitating a person with severe dementia or a terminal disease goes into cardiac arrest.

The homeless person with severe dementia went into cardiac arrest. The doctor slow coded him.

by Teratogen July 05, 2011

vodka tampon

A vodka tampon is when a woman soaks a tampon in vodka and sticks it in her coochie so as to get intoxicated.

When they got the drunk woman to the hospital, they found a vodka tampon in her vagina.

by Teratogen January 16, 2012

ansi standard pizza

hacker term for mushroom and pepperoni pizza (ansi stands for American National Standards Institute.)

It's 2 AM. Looks like we are going to be coding all night. Let's order an ansi standard pizza and a six pack of Coke!

by Teratogen November 23, 2010