The act of quickly following a paying driver through a toll station before the cross member falls thus blocking your otherwise mad escape OR tailgating someone very closely through an EZ Pass lane with the same intent. This tactic can also be employed with great success exiting parking decks.
Thanks to my toll drafting skills I save over $350 dollars in tolls this year while only being hit with 2 fines worth $60 and making good time the EZ Pass lane to boot.
by Tenacious Faulker January 22, 2009
To scan over something or someone quickly; to measure without using any tools other than the naked eye; guessing; approximating. A term often used in sports scouting to see if a player or team passes muster without looking at any metrics.
We passed on that short receiver because he didn't pass the ball test.
I know that actress just walked in off the street, but but she passes my eyeball test. Get her signed and to the studio pronto!
I left a blind date before I even sat down. She didn't pass my eyeball test.
That presentation needs to be reformatted to read better. Its simply doesn't pass an eyeball test.
I know that actress just walked in off the street, but but she passes my eyeball test. Get her signed and to the studio pronto!
I left a blind date before I even sat down. She didn't pass my eyeball test.
That presentation needs to be reformatted to read better. Its simply doesn't pass an eyeball test.
by Tenacious Faulker February 26, 2014
"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856
Now go look it up, bitches.
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856
Now go look it up, bitches.
by Tenacious Faulker April 16, 2009
Reminiscent of a speed freak (aka: the tweeker) it is one who's OCD about memorializing everything they do at any given moment on Twitter; that is, one who tweets incessantly, constantly and/or needlessly.
(phone rings)
Candy: Hello?
Sam: Hey, babe! It's me. Just callin' to see what you're doing tonight. Wanna go out?
Candy: Wait a sec...(tweets this call)...check me out on Twitter. I just twatted you (giggles).
Sam: Uhhh...I'm driving right now...I'm not at a computer.
Candy: Oh that's ok. Check it out when you get home. Seeya (CLICK).
Sam: What the f...?! I gotta dump that Goddamn, tweetfreak!
Candy: Hello?
Sam: Hey, babe! It's me. Just callin' to see what you're doing tonight. Wanna go out?
Candy: Wait a sec...(tweets this call)...check me out on Twitter. I just twatted you (giggles).
Sam: Uhhh...I'm driving right now...I'm not at a computer.
Candy: Oh that's ok. Check it out when you get home. Seeya (CLICK).
Sam: What the f...?! I gotta dump that Goddamn, tweetfreak!
by Tenacious Faulker May 02, 2009
1) A pejorative for a human test subject.
2) A person being controlled or observed by another as in a psychology experiment involving rats.
3) Someone, of low IQ or awareness, having trouble with an easy task or decision.
2) A person being controlled or observed by another as in a psychology experiment involving rats.
3) Someone, of low IQ or awareness, having trouble with an easy task or decision.
Hippy: There is no more privacy, man! You being online just gives Big Data everything they need to watch your every move!
Yuppy: You meant Big Brother, right?
Hippy: No, man. Big Brother would just take what he wanted, Big Data makes you WANT to give them what they want through slick technology. You're a rat in a maze, man! Don't you see?!
Yuppy: You're crazy! I have GOT to post this discussion on Facebook and Twitter. Let me take your picture with my camera phone for all my friends to see! But first let me finish ordering my Viagra online.
Yuppy: You meant Big Brother, right?
Hippy: No, man. Big Brother would just take what he wanted, Big Data makes you WANT to give them what they want through slick technology. You're a rat in a maze, man! Don't you see?!
Yuppy: You're crazy! I have GOT to post this discussion on Facebook and Twitter. Let me take your picture with my camera phone for all my friends to see! But first let me finish ordering my Viagra online.
by Tenacious Faulker December 06, 2012
Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").
Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
by Tenacious Faulker August 26, 2008
To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.
That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.
by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009