1) The private hell one spends time in while looking for a wardrobe change or bathroom after a shart.
2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.
2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.
Caller 1: You left the party fast! Where are now?
Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.
Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.
by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009
Get the Shartlesville mug.Baltimore colloquialism referencing where one has gone or is going on their vacation; "down at the ocean", or rather, Ocean City, Maryland; the traditional getaway for Marylanders, particularly Baltimoreans.
Glenn: Oi, Cheryl! Wher'dja go wit Bernie for MemOriole Day weeken'?
Cheryl: Downdy ocean, hon. We ate crabs, drank shom' Natty Boh, an' cruish'd the circuit in his '82 Firebird. Dat thingk wash sooo fast. It wash aweshom'!
Cheryl: Downdy ocean, hon. We ate crabs, drank shom' Natty Boh, an' cruish'd the circuit in his '82 Firebird. Dat thingk wash sooo fast. It wash aweshom'!
by Tenacious Faulker May 25, 2009
Get the downdy ocean mug.From an ill advised Newsweek cover from the on the Sept. 24th, 2012 issue for featuring of picture (two angry muslim men), the subject (free-speech), and the title (Muslim Rage). Newsweek's overdramatisization of this article cuased the hashtag to be hi-jacked with humorous comments by muslims on Twitter with caption-like comments followed by the phrase "MuslimRage" on Twitter.
Woman in Burqa: "I'm having such a good hair day. No one even knows. #Muslim Rage".
"Lost your kid named Jihad at the airport. Can't yell for him. #MuslimRage".
"Head & Shoulders still hasn't made a beard conditioner. #MuslimRage".
"Memo to those few violent MidEast protesters, this is how you fight Islamophobia. You make fun of it.
#MuslimRage".
"Lost your kid named Jihad at the airport. Can't yell for him. #MuslimRage".
"Head & Shoulders still hasn't made a beard conditioner. #MuslimRage".
"Memo to those few violent MidEast protesters, this is how you fight Islamophobia. You make fun of it.
#MuslimRage".
by Tenacious Faulker September 18, 2012
Get the Muslim Rage mug.A rural Pennsylvania term meaning something, someone or some situation that is lame, bogus, or otherwise unpleaseant to deal or cope with.
1) I took five final exams scheduled over just two days. Man, that's just hurtin!
2) As far a Presidents of the United States go, George W. Bush (aka Ass Bush) is just hurtin.
3) Dude! Your POS 1989 Ford Fiesta is hurtin!
2) As far a Presidents of the United States go, George W. Bush (aka Ass Bush) is just hurtin.
3) Dude! Your POS 1989 Ford Fiesta is hurtin!
by Tenacious Faulker September 19, 2009
Get the hurtin mug.When the quarterback of your fantasy football team throws a huge touchdown pass to your opponent's wide receiver.
(watching the game on TV)
C'mon, Manning! Throw us a touchdown this play! Dropping back!...throws!...yes, yes!, YES!!... NOOOO!!! Not to Reggie Wayne! Anyone but Wayne! Awwww, man! Touchdown! Dammit!!
Dude! WTF! We're winning!
Yeah, I know but my fanatasy team isn't and I needed that play to win. My opponent has Wayne and just got the same points.
Man! Talk about your gridirony!
C'mon, Manning! Throw us a touchdown this play! Dropping back!...throws!...yes, yes!, YES!!... NOOOO!!! Not to Reggie Wayne! Anyone but Wayne! Awwww, man! Touchdown! Dammit!!
Dude! WTF! We're winning!
Yeah, I know but my fanatasy team isn't and I needed that play to win. My opponent has Wayne and just got the same points.
Man! Talk about your gridirony!
by Tenacious Faulker June 23, 2010
Get the gridirony mug.1) (v.) To act crazy, outlandish, outrageous, stupid or retarded.
2) (adj.) Of or having the quality or flavor of the Beastie Boys lyrics, humor, or style (i.e. having sarcastic or biting humor, a flippant attitude, use of obscure cultural references, quoting or wearing kitschy and outlandish phrases or styles).
2) (adj.) Of or having the quality or flavor of the Beastie Boys lyrics, humor, or style (i.e. having sarcastic or biting humor, a flippant attitude, use of obscure cultural references, quoting or wearing kitschy and outlandish phrases or styles).
Yo, dawg, dem lyrics is Beastie, yo!
Derek got all beastie and saved his head like MCA.
Qwame gets all beastie when he drinks Brass Monkey 'cuz he gets retarded and up peoples faces.
Derek got all beastie and saved his head like MCA.
Qwame gets all beastie when he drinks Brass Monkey 'cuz he gets retarded and up peoples faces.
by Tenacious Faulker March 30, 2009
Get the beastie mug.When a woman leans down to hug a young lad or a seated male, his head often turns to the side in expectation of the embrace. The resultant contact is usually ear-to-boob, hence, earboob.
1) "I hate it when grandma hugs me at the dinner table because of the unadvoidable, old-lady earboob.
2) "I love when my Dad's hot, 20 year-old trophy, wife hugs me, but I have to settle on earboob because it would be awkward if I didn't turn my head."
2) "I love when my Dad's hot, 20 year-old trophy, wife hugs me, but I have to settle on earboob because it would be awkward if I didn't turn my head."
by Tenacious Faulker January 16, 2009
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