shit the bed

When something just goes wrong...really, really wrong.

"'Shyte' the bed" in limey.
1) Sorry I was late. My car just shit the bed on the way over.
2) If your friends shit the bed and don't get us out of Harlem in the Klan costumes...
3) Last night I thought I had to fart, but I shit the bed instead.

Use "Shyte" the bed" if you're limey.
by Tenacious Faulker May 02, 2008
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deja view

Turning on a TV show that you don't usually watch and yet somehow, inexplicably, always managing to see the same rerun episode.
Roommate 1: Unbelieveable! Whenever I settle on watching "Medium" I somehow always pick up the episode when Allison is battling the ghost serial killer played by the dad from "That 70's Show".

Roommate 2: Oh, I love that one!

Roommate1: Yeah, but this the 3rd time I've seen it and its the only episode I've ever seen! Didn't they make like five seasons of this show? Talk about your deja view!
by Tenacious Faulker December 01, 2009
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bacon strips

Condition identifiable by stretched, grizzled, dangling, and sometimes elongated flaps of skin that used to be the labia minor on an overworked porn star's (or college co-ed's) vagina.

Not to be misdiagnosed as vaganus.
Did you see the latest Jenna Jamison flick?
No, my doctor said I need to cut back on my daily consumption of bacon strips.
by Tenacious Faulker July 11, 2007
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The be born poor; the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!

-- Eric Cartman
by Tenacious Faulker March 17, 2011
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Ass Bush

1) When a particularly hairy man has pubic hair growing in a large patch above his ass crack.

2) How the entire world will remember the 43rd president of the United States.
1) Borat and Ron Jeremy are so hairy they sport ass bushes on camera.

2) In the year 2125:
Teacher -- Class, which president is responible for turning the USA into a 3rd world nation?
Student -- The younger George Bush?
Teacher: What's is proper name as it appears in your text book?
Student: Oh yeah. Ass Bush!
by Tenacious Faulker January 19, 2009
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tangle

Last night I hooked up with two chicks and got into a tangle ... y'know what I'm sayin"?

Hey, baby. Wanna tangle?
by Tenacious Faulker April 16, 2009
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Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.
This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009
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