Telephony's definitions
An alternate phrase that is simply another way of saying "litterbox".
Called the "plastic cat toliet" because litterboxes are generally made of plastic and they have but one function: a cat pisses & shits into it -- thus making it a toliet for cats.
Called the "plastic cat toliet" because litterboxes are generally made of plastic and they have but one function: a cat pisses & shits into it -- thus making it a toliet for cats.
by Telephony December 27, 2011
Get the plastic cat tolietmug. When referring to a pet cat or dog that's been "fixed", they're actually broken. I mean, think about it...when a pet has its cunt cut out or has its nads chopped off, it is no longer capable of doing something that it was rather easily able to before -- that is, make kittens or puppies!
Yeah, Nikki has been broken; she got spayed approx. nine years ago and can no longer have little baby kitties.
by Telephony June 6, 2015
Get the brokenmug. In the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Buy Beer", this is how the clerk at the convenience store described The Edge non-alcoholic "beer" that Beavis & Butt-Head were purchasing.
by Telephony April 4, 2020
Get the pee watermug. Jayden is public enema number one for stealing the food from the foodbank and throwing it into a burning dipsty dumpster!!! Man, what a class A-1 prick!!!
by Telephony January 24, 2011
Get the public enema number onemug. Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.
by Telephony December 12, 2017
Get the Fell heezes overmug. Not all dissimilar to synthetic clapping, synthetic birds, synthetic finger popping, etc.
It is the sound of human whistling created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis. Most frequently heard on TV commercials for various & sundry household products; especiall.
No actual lips are injured or otherwise harmed when synthetic whistling is employed.
It is the sound of human whistling created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis. Most frequently heard on TV commercials for various & sundry household products; especiall.
No actual lips are injured or otherwise harmed when synthetic whistling is employed.
The Take Control margarine advertisement from the turn of the century had this horrid synthetic whistling in it. Made me want to throw a large tub of frozen Gold & Soft margarine right through my TV set's boob tube and then suck up all of the glass with a bagged upright vaccume cleaner so that the cat doesn't cut her paws on it! :-(
by Telephony May 8, 2015
Get the synthetic whistlingmug. Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.
"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.
"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.
Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!
by Telephony February 21, 2013
Get the cigarette destructormug.