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\PIS'kan\ (n.) A somewhat vulgar slang term for a wall-mounted porcelain urinal.
Hey, I need to use the f'ing pisscan before we leave!!!
by Telephony March 10, 2012
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Alcoholic, person who drinks a lot
I can't believe she drank all that vodka, she's a right pisscan.
by blue.monday November 18, 2010
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Let's go over the Haddy and get some beer down us,
That little bloke who clicks he's teeth is a right Piss Can,6 days a week he's at it
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A Piss can is an individual who drinks alcohol excessively, usually at weekends, and sees this as the only way to spend free time. Piss can's are shallow individuals, with few (often no) hobbies and extremely shallow personalities. Piss can's also lack basic social interaction skills, often unable to hold good conversation or carry themselves well when sober and generally have poor personal hygiene without realising this. Naturally, piss can's struggle to hold down jobs, often staying in a position for 12-18 months best case scenario with an average stay per job of 6-9 months. Piss can's often look down their noses at more inteligent, confident, articulate or fun individuals who choose to live a more premium life without a heavy alcohol instake and piss can's describe such individuals as "boring".

Once piss can's turn 40 and fewer piss can's remain for them to reassure themselves with, they become known as alcoholics.
"***** used to be a cool dude, now he's just a piss can"
"He wont be able to, he's a piss can"
"LET'S GET PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by (piss)canyoubelieveit January 09, 2013
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(Also piss can) Canada and Northern USA (not sure if used in other places).
A fire extinguisher, usu. of the pressurised water type.
After the forest fire across the lake, we spent the rest of the day putting our firefighting equipment back in, except I did leave several pisscans full of water ready to use just inside the door of the storage shed.
by gdotb1 January 21, 2017
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