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by Telephony September 7, 2013
Get the douchewasher mug.Used socks that really reek -- they make your closet (and the wash room when you finally launder the fuckers) smell like there's a dead rat behind the wall.
PISS YOU!!! I can smell that you have these stupid motherfucking dead socks in your clothes basket in that closet!!!
by Telephony August 20, 2013
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The act of, when passing micturition (urine), pissing onto the inside of the toilet bowl above the waterline or against the back wall of a wall urinal so that the, "urine splashing into water" sounds are totally absent.
The act of, when passing micturition (urine), pissing onto the inside of the toilet bowl above the waterline or against the back wall of a wall urinal so that the, "urine splashing into water" sounds are totally absent.
{Husoos}: Hey Horhay, where's Edgar? He went into that restroom a few minutes ago, but I don't hear any pissing sounds.
{Horhay}: Edgar is urincing -- that way nobody will hear him peeing.
{Horhay}: Edgar is urincing -- that way nobody will hear him peeing.
by Telephony August 20, 2013
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Get the micturition mug.{Martha}: Kevin, I told you to refill that goddamn birdbath every day!
{Kevin}: Aw mom, I forgot. I'll get the hose and fill the damn birddouche right away.
{Kevin}: Aw mom, I forgot. I'll get the hose and fill the damn birddouche right away.
by Telephony August 21, 2013
Get the birddouche mug.A spermmistake occurs when your wife experiences an unwanted pregnancy, courtesy of your not bothering to put a fucking rubber on your schlong before having hot sex.
Regarding the kid that killed an Aussie tourist, various surgical procedures with rusty tools and no anesthesia would be fitting punishment for that spermmistake!
Pokèmon is one of the main things that destroyed the last generation. A kid with ADD or ADHD who LOVED the Japlantisneese art silliness could financially ruin their parents on 'shopping day', or when the li'l spermmistakes got their stinkin' allowance and spent the entire day at the card shop so that they could blow it all on those asinine Pokèmon trading cards.
Pokèmon is one of the main things that destroyed the last generation. A kid with ADD or ADHD who LOVED the Japlantisneese art silliness could financially ruin their parents on 'shopping day', or when the li'l spermmistakes got their stinkin' allowance and spent the entire day at the card shop so that they could blow it all on those asinine Pokèmon trading cards.
by Telephony August 31, 2013
Get the spermmistake mug.A very common misspelling of the word, “vacuum"; used most frequently to describe an electrically-powered cleaning device or the vacuum of space. Appears entirely in writing, because it is pronounced the same as the word, “vacuum".
{Craig}: Dave, can you vaccume the hall dear? (yes, Craig & David are F46607s)
{David}: Awww man, isn't it your turn to vaccume? (takes a pair of dikes {the wirecutters, not the other kind!} and snips off the cord)...ummm Craig, this vaccume cleaner's busted!!
{David}: Awww man, isn't it your turn to vaccume? (takes a pair of dikes {the wirecutters, not the other kind!} and snips off the cord)...ummm Craig, this vaccume cleaner's busted!!
by Telephony September 3, 2013
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