Telephony's definitions

urinated

Another way of saying, "pissed off".

I'm so urinated at you for stuffing two rolls of Scottowels down our head!

by Telephony November 3, 2014

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

for Satan's sake

Has a very similar definition to the phrase for Christ's sake!, but the devil is referenced instead of Jesus.

For Satan's sake, drink up or we'll be late for the next party!!!

by Telephony September 25, 2013

dooshes

A fairly common misspelling of the word, "douches"
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".

{Brief program typed on the Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesis program}

0 reciter
1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
2 end

by Telephony June 1, 2016

Tolietty Money

What you might call the rock legend, "Johnny Cash"

John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.

We're going to see Tolietty Money perform at the Gorge Amphitheatre this evening. Wanna join us?

by Telephony May 14, 2015

pitface

When your face is horribly pitted like infomercial pitchman Jan Muller on his short-lived Beer Machine ads, you are said to have pitface.
This is usually the result of an extremely serious case of cystic acne in the teen years that was poorly-treated or even untreated.

Damn, Daniel's got pitface something awful!!! :-O

by Telephony June 7, 2020

torqued off

Means the same thing as ticked off, pissed off, teed off, etc. (e.g. extremely angry)

Melanie got very torqued off when she discovered that her Facebook account had been hacked and subsequently altered to replace her photograph with one of a dead giraffe.

by Telephony June 23, 2011